The 63rd Legion’s raid
Date: 2025-09-12 12:00
At Fri Sep 12 2025, in the streets of Aurora Heights
Mission: Obtain Crystallized Fae Dream and bring it back to the extraction point.
The Mirrored Alley of Whispered Promises
It is morning/span>/span70F(21C) degrees, and the sky is covered by dark grey clouds. The mist is heaviest At Birch and Prospect/span>/span
Lykaia is pushed away from The 63rd Legion Telekinetic by an invisible force.
Robert says “Object’s north-west, Tenzin. You’re going the wrong way.“
Robert says “Head to the bus, north.“
Tenzin says “Are we headed there first then?“
Robert says “We’ll wait at the bus“
Tenzin says “I was lured by the security of multiple cover spots.“
Robert strides along, “The longer we give them, the more time they have to prepare and summon more people.”
Robert charges toward bus.
Robert gets into cover behind the bus.
%n reaches up, pressing a finger to his ear and murmuring into it.
Tenzin charges toward bus.
%n reaches up, pressing a finger to his ear and murmuring into it.
Tenzin charges toward bus.
Tenzin gets into cover behind the bus.
Robert says “I think we could probably kill the three of them – I’ll need to get in closer and attract their attention.“
“The last time, someone went for it first, and it immediately went bad,” Tenzin recollects. “But I would follow where you lead, of course.”
Robert says “I’m going to move up, shoot at them, then fall back to the bus. Stay there, Tenzin.“
Tenzin says “Understood, Captain.“
Robert fights with his weapon, firing off a half-strength shot at newsstand to clean out the barrel, completely misses them.
Tenzin says “Five of them on the field now.“
Robert says “This is what I meant, yes. The sooner the better…“
Robert marches on up, shotgun now at the ready to fire, approaching closer with a certain amount of trepidation.
Tenzin rests against the side of the bus, watching Robert move for the Lieutenant and his men. His MP7 is what is readied, held out if any would dash into his range. “Can she hear what we say while we are deployed?”
Robert quickly fires a slug off at The 63rd Legion Telekinetic, strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Tenzin says “They do not want to dance?“
Robert fires off a quick blast at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which completely misses him.
Robert says “Evidentially not. I’m standing out here and poking at them, but they’re just sitting there. And yes, they can hear us – when we don’t move around or do too much.“
Robert fires off a quick blast at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which completely misses him.
Tenzin says “I see. Then, we will wait for you, Director.“
Navessa charges toward car.
Tenzin says “I am joking, we will not wait for you. But you may join in as we do our duty.“
Robert fires off a quick blast at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which completely misses him.
Robert says “I think you can move up, if they’re just refusing to move.“
Robert says “…Or shoot back.“
Navessa charges toward car.
Navessa finds herself more than a little isolated. Woe. But it is early in the day, which means many still abed. So she takes the time to consider the soldiers in the distance. The various options for cover. And starts scurrying.
Tenzin leans into his sprint to join Robert. His staff’s metal rings make noise on the way. “Are they busy with their mail?”
Annabelle skates down the alley, lethargic in her speed, aiming for the bus stop it would seem.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, damages it.
Robert produces a low laugh at someone’ query, opening the receiver on his shotgun and filling it with buckshot. “Well, technology doesn’t work in Hell, so them all doing that makes sense…”
Robert produces a low laugh at the query, opening the receiver on his shotgun and filling it with buckshot. “Well, technology doesn’t work in Hell, so them all doing that makes sense…”
Navessa charges toward mailbox.
Mailbox’s wounds seem to be bleeding a bit more freely all of a sudden.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, completely misses them.
Navessa charges toward mailbox.
Mailbox’s wounds seem to be bleeding a bit more freely all of a sudden.
Tenzin charges toward mailbox.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
A soldier of the 63rd fires off a quick blast at Tenzin which misses him.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, damages it.
Navessa charges toward mailbox.
Robert says “You’re up a little too close, Tenzin.“
Tenzin says “I cannot shoot them otherwise, Captain.“
A soldier of the 63rd fires off a quick blast at Tenzin which misses him.
Tenzin charges toward Robert.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, damages it.
Navessa charges toward newsstand.
Robert says “Sure you can.“
Tenzin says “Oh. Perhaps it was the sun in my eyes.“
Annabelle skating up, she pops the board into a fakie, “You’re doing great! I believe in you!”(Encourage)
Annabelle charges toward Robert.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Robert chuckles at someone’ call. “They’re just sitting there, so we’re standing out here, plinking away at them.”
Robert chuckles at the call. “They’re just sitting there, so we’re standing out here, plinking away at them.”
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, damages it.
Navessa charges toward newsstand.
Navessa gets into cover behind the newsstand.
Annabelle nods sagely.(Encourage)
Tenzin aims a precision shot at mailbox and carefully shoots a single bullet, which damages it.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, completely misses them.
Navessa says “I think I need to pick up a gun soon. For situations like this.“
Annabelle says “Though, I mean. If they never attack- um. Do we want to encourage their charge?“
Annabelle charges toward Robert.
Navessa says “I am not doing much else. Shall I head for the item?“
“Like shooting pellets at ducks like small children,” Tenzin remarks from behind his lifted gun.
Robert says “If you head for the item I guarantee you will be immediately attacked. If we have enough people to handle them, could be worth it.“
Navessa says “I won’t grab it just yet, but I can aim that direction at least.“
Navessa says “Otherwise I am just, ah… good for conversation and even that I’m not great at.“
Annabelle retorts to Navessa, “You’re great at a bunch of things!”(Encourage)
Tenzin aims a precision shot at mailbox and carefully shoots a single bullet, which damages it.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, damages it.
Annabelle charges toward Robert.
Robert says “I wouldn’t shoot at the mailbox, Tenzin. I am because I’m using a shotgun, and it’s easier to make the buckshot ricotchet and hit everyone…“
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Robert shakes his head, continuing to explain, “But unless you have some ammunition that can do that, I would just focus on – yes, shooting the Lieutenant.”
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, completely misses them.
Annabelle charges toward Robert.
A soldier of the 63rd fires off a shot at Navessa which misses her.
Annabelle finally skates up, at long last(Encourage)
Navessa throws a small knife end over end at a soldier of the 63rd, it completely misses him.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, damages it.
Navessa says “Ow. Well, that did get someone’s attention.“
Tenzin hmms and shifts his barrel an inch. “Very well. We are maybe needing more training on this. It does not seem like I am hitting the Lieutenant while he is hiding?”
A soldier of the 63rd fires off a shot at Navessa which misses her.
Navessa throws a small knife end over end at a soldier of the 63rd, it completely misses him.
A soldier of the 63rd fires off a quick blast at Navessa which misses her.
Navessa charges toward newsstand.
Navessa gets into cover behind the newsstand.
Annabelle pauses, looking like hostilities have ceased. She raises the scalpel in her hand, and taking a step forward, treats a soldier of the 63rd to a long-distance procedure that misses him.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, completely misses them.
Robert says “Ah, here comes several of them./span>/span“Director, good to see you,” Tenzin calls out to Ekaterina over the gunfire.
Annabelle points with a dagger at someone
Tenzin aims a precision shot at a soldier of the 63rd and carefully shoots a single bullet, which sparks off the ground near his feet.
Annabelle chucks a rock like a recalitrant(Encourage)
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, completely misses them.
Navessa says “You’re welcome? I’m in cover so should be okay for the moment.“
Tenzin aims a precision shot at a soldier of the 63rd and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, completely misses them.
Navessa throws a small knife end over end at a soldier of the 63rd, it completely misses him.
Annabelle checks over her shoulder thoughtfully.(Encourage)
Robert says “They’re sitting in cover and not attacking back, Ekaterina, so it should be a shooting gallery for you when you get into range, Director.“
A soldier that caught his eye moves out of range. Tenzin shifts his barrel right back onto Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow. His aim is far from perfect but he’s got the basics down.
Having sacrificed herself to get the 63rd’s attention by moving nearer The Item (TM), Navessa drops behind the news stand and gets out a bandage since no one else is nearby to do it for her. She does peek out every now and again just in case, but throwing axes? Not the best for the distance the soldiers are at. So she waits.
Robert just takes the breather to open the receiver on his shotgun, letting it cool off as he loads buckshot shell after buckshot shell back into it.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Ekaterina continues getting into place to ready to fire.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, completely misses them.
Annabelle moves protectively towards Robert.
Annabelle encourages their allies.
“Really?” Tenzin actually puts into words when he sees Annabelle’s choice of weapon.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, damages it.
Annabelle nods. Really. “Sometimes it’s the message you’re sending.”(Encourage)
Navessa says “How are you holding up, Anna?“
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, completely misses them.
Annabelle says “Head still hurts, but. It’s really important the Legion don’t keep Aurora Heights.“
Annabelle encourages their allies.
Robert furrows his brow in thought. “Did you slam into something recently?”
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, damages it.
Annabelle says “So, if I’m back in the hospital after this. That’s okay. I haven’t passed out yet!“
Tenzin says “This is because of all the tide pods.“
“Yeah. A golem.” Annabelle tells Robert, thunking her shredded biker helmet.
Annabelle sighs. (Encourage)
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, damages it.
Navessa says “Yes. Tide pods. Terrible evil upon the land.“
“I didn’t eat a Tide pod.” Annabelle whines to Tenzin, foot aimed for him, then kindly retreated.
Annabelle encourages their allies.
Robert produces a low laugh. “Rock golem challenge?”
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, damages it.
Annabelle tries her very best to keep her tone motivational and bright, so she announces, in a cheer tone “I tried to save my boyfriend from the mists and then I passed out on my horse! I woke up on the ground, because I have combative somnambulism!”
“It was inside a golem, and that was why she is like this now,” Tenzin/i>Ekaterina comments as she makes for the combat group. Her rifle raised to aim, she’s still out of idealised range. “It would be nice to keep the borough from the demon fuckers.”
Navessa says “So, uh, how’s that mailbox looking back there? They all still clown car’ing it?“
Robert makes an agreeing grunt with Ekaterina as he reloads again, from his pew-pewing at it from range. He’s putting some dings in the mailbox, but not much more than someone who was using a BB guns. It’s something, though.
Annabelle says “Yep! Though like, if you wanna head up here to the bus it might be, er, fun.“
Tenzin nods over his shoulder. “They are all checking for letters,” he suspects.
Annabelle encourages their allies.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, damages it.
Robert calls out, “Keep it up. Eventually they’ll die, probably.”(Encourage)
Ekaterina charges toward Tenzin.
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Annabelle pauses, looking like hostilities have ceased. She raises the scalpel in her hand, and taking a step forward, treats mailbox to a long-distance procedure that damages it.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Tenzin says “Even the new ones want to check if anything came for them./span>/spanEkaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Annabelle chucks another rock in riot(Encourage)
A red dot appears on Ekaterina
Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow’s amber eyes blaze as he begins weaving impossible geometries in the air toward Ekaterina, reality itself starting to stutter and bend around the crystallized paradoxes taking shape.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow, completely misses him.
Ekaterina says, dryly, “They should have used Fedex. It would arrive in one piece maybe.“
Navessa says “I am not the strongest combatant, to be perfectly honest. I might just chill over here. If you all get enough of them cleared out, once extract is open I might just make the go for it.“
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow’s Philosophical Paradox Storm crashes into Ekaterina’s mind like a tide of recursive impossibilities, leaving her frozen in bewildered paralysis as the mirrored walls reflect her shattered understanding of reality.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow, completely misses him.
Annabelle grunts.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Annabelle says “Fricking ow!“
Annabelle encourages their allies.
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow’s amber eyes blaze as he begins weaving impossible geometries in the air toward Ekaterina, reality itself starting to stutter and bend around the crystallized paradoxes taking shape.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow, completely misses him.
Robert grunts, “Good thing I wasn’t trying to move.”
Tenzin says, agreeing, “They should ha-ahh…“
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Navessa winces in sympathy as she leans out and looks off that way.
Annabelle rubs her head solemnly. “My understanding of reality! Noooo!”(Encourage)
Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow’s Philosophical Paradox Storm crashes into Ekaterina’s mind like a tide of recursive impossibilities, leaving her frozen in bewildered paralysis as the mirrored walls reflect her shattered understanding of reality.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, damages it.
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Annabelle pauses, looking like hostilities have ceased. She raises the scalpel in her hand, and taking a step forward, treats mailbox to a long-distance procedure that damages it.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Lorelei says “Tada! /span>/spanEkaterina blinks. “What even…”
“You know, er.” Annabelle comments at the extraction rate. “I think this could go very poorly.”
A red dot appears on Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow
Tenzin shudders as wave after wave splashes his way and he is left disoriented. His barrel must lower, the man deepens into a suffering slouch to avoid looking at the mirrors. “Hrgh… we are all so many different shapes.”
“I am a small molecular dot in a vast space of nothings, actually.” Annabelle counters, stumbling.
Leveling her rifle, Ekaterina “Hmmm”s. She lines up a laser dot on the commander. “This is nicer than being swarmed, but I still dislike it.”
Annabelle says “I am shapeless as water, yet I have volume and am contained into a fleshy bag that hurts.“
Navessa says “If you move up here, I’ll bandage you. But I suspect my moving back that way will just result in me needing bandages also. I am… not as speedy as I may look. Sadly. “
“Just focus on the… gun, the bullet, and putting things downrange.” Robert slowly answers Annabelle.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, completely misses them.
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Annabelle pauses, looking like hostilities have ceased. She raises the scalpel in her hand, and taking a step forward, treats mailbox to a long-distance procedure that damages it.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, damages it.
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Annabelle pauses, looking like hostilities have ceased. She raises the scalpel in her hand, and taking a step forward, treats mailbox to a long-distance procedure that completely misses them.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Lorelei presses her hands to her chest and lifts her voice in a wordless song of enchantment, each note smooth and lilting, spilling into the next like water.
Navessa waves a bandage as a sort of white flag / here is the healing spot from the newsstand.
Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow’s amber eyes blaze as he begins weaving impossible geometries in the air toward Ekaterina, reality itself starting to stutter and bend around the crystallized paradoxes taking shape.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow, completely misses him.
Leveling her rifle, Ekaterina aims at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow, the switch flipped to full auto. Bullets fly which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Annabelle pauses, looking like hostilities have ceased. She raises the scalpel in her hand, and taking a step forward, treats mailbox to a long-distance procedure that completely misses them.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Annabelle encourages their allies.
Lorelei charges toward Annabelle.
Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow’s Philosophical Paradox Storm crashes into Ekaterina’s mind like a tide of recursive impossibilities, leaving her frozen in bewildered paralysis as the mirrored walls reflect her shattered understanding of reality./span>/spanIf you touch the objective you are going to get shot to pieces immediately, Lorelei.“
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Lorelei charges toward Annabelle.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow, completely misses him.
Ekaterina says, pausing, shaking her head, then asking anyone in general, “So, what is it really all about, anyway?“
Lykaia is picked up by an invisible force..
Annabelle encourages their allies.
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Robert considers Ekaterina’s words, and then answers, “God.”
Lorelei loads in a razorwire net shot and raises her speargun toward mailbox, loosing it in a spiraling burst that slashes through the air around them. It completely misses them.
Just as Tenzin begins to regain clarity of mind, someone sends a new one to Ekaterina. He is among those caught up in the impact, shuddering with haphazard blasts of his carbine, “We are the same, and we become the same. We are God, and God is in us.”
Ekaterina nods to Robert. “This is good answer, da.”
Navessa says “If more of us collect here at the newsstand, we might be able to get the objective out as a group, but I don’t think anyone should approach it solo.“
Just as Tenzin begins to regain clarity of mind, the Lieutenant sends a new one to Ekaterina. He is among those caught up in the impact, shuddering with haphazard blasts of his carbine, “We are the same, and we become the same. We are God, and God is in us.”
“LIFE IS ABOUT SUGAR AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE!” Annabelle declares, standing atop a cardboard box and immediately sinking into her soapbox.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
“I like the Powerpuff girls.” Ekaterina thoughtfully suggests to Annabelle. “But I think we need more chemicle X.”
“The X is not real…” Tenzin whispers grimly, completely serious.
Navessa charges toward Ekaterina.
Annabelle opens her mouth to argue, but look at, well, the legion of mailmen and grimaces.
Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow’s amber eyes blaze as he begins weaving impossible geometries in the air toward Ekaterina, reality itself starting to stutter and bend around the crystallized paradoxes taking shape.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow, completely misses him.
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Annabelle pauses, looking like hostilities have ceased. She raises the scalpel in her hand, and taking a step forward, treats mailbox to a long-distance procedure that completely misses them.
Lorelei angles her speargun toward mailbox and pulls the trigger, loosing a harpoon as the pneumatic cartridge sputters out its final gasp of pressure. It damages it.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Navessa takes a breath and leaves the safety of her newsstand to head for the grouping with a few injured types, bandages in hand. Safety in numbers… even if safety in the news is a bit more safe! Somehow.
Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow’s Philosophical Paradox Storm crashes into Ekaterina’s mind like a tide of recursive impossibilities, leaving her frozen in bewildered paralysis as the mirrored walls reflect her shattered understanding of reality./span>/spanEkaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Navessa throws a small knife end over end at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow, it completely misses him.
Annabelle pauses, looking like hostilities have ceased. She raises the scalpel in her hand, and taking a step forward, treats mailbox to a long-distance procedure that completely misses them.
Lorelei loads in a razorwire net shot and raises her speargun toward mailbox, loosing it in a spiraling burst that slashes through the air around them. It completely misses them.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Annabelle encourages their allies.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, completely misses them.
Lykaia is picked up by an invisible force..
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Tenzin oracles to the group, “They are all mailboxes.”
Navessa throws a small knife end over end at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow, it completely misses him.
Lorelei angles her speargun toward mailbox and pulls the trigger, loosing a harpoon as the pneumatic cartridge sputters out its final gasp of pressure. It completely misses them.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, completely misses them.
Annabelle whimpers, “Guys, we’re about to have maaail.”(Encourage)
“The X may not be.” Ekaterina/span>/spanAnnabelle pauses, looking like hostilities have ceased. She raises the scalpel in her hand, and taking a step forward, treats mailbox to a long-distance procedure that completely misses them.
Tenzin stares from behind his cheap aviators. “And the mailbox bleeds,” he concludes for Ekaterina.
Robert considers it. “I don’t think that’s a mailbox.”
Robert also adds, “Anna, can you focus on making the Lieutenant bleed?”
“You’re saying it’s a mimic,” Navessa/span>/spanTenzin corrects Navessa earnestly.
Annabelle sniffles, straightening her fingers out in the gauntlet and begins to do drastic hand doodles in Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow’s direction.
“This day did not go how I expected.” Ekaterina shares. Her rifle is checked, a shot lined up, and she lays down a laser dot for everyone to focus on.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, completely misses them.
Ekaterina says “Mimics should be treasure chests or houses. A mailbox is blow the mimic’s pay grade.” @me shares. “I own the nerd shop, so I know these things.”“
“Is this like no news is good news? All mimics are mailboxes? Is this why you’re taught to never reach into one?” Navessa has a bandage in one hand, an axe in the other. It could be terrifying. It is not.
A red dot appears on Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow
Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow’s wounds seem to be bleeding a bit more freely all of a sudden.
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Lorelei angles her speargun toward mailbox and pulls the trigger, loosing a harpoon as the pneumatic cartridge sputters out its final gasp of pressure. It completely misses them.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Annabelle says “He’s bleeding!“
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, completely misses them.
Annabelle pauses, looking like hostilities have ceased. She raises the scalpel in her hand, and taking a step forward, treats Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow to a long-distance procedure that completely misses him.
Navessa charges toward Ekaterina.
Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow’s wounds seem to be bleeding a bit more freely all of a sudden.
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
“But see how they all are lured to the mailbox,” Tenzin/span>/spanAnnabelle pauses, looking like hostilities have ceased. She raises the scalpel in her hand, and taking a step forward, treats Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow to a long-distance procedure that completely misses him.
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow’s wounds seem to be bleeding a bit more freely all of a sudden.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Navessa throws a small knife end over end at The 63rd Legion Telekinetic, it completely misses him.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, completely misses them.
Lorelei angles her speargun toward mailbox and pulls the trigger, loosing a harpoon as the pneumatic cartridge sputters out its final gasp of pressure. It completely misses them.
Annabelle pauses, looking like hostilities have ceased. She raises the scalpel in her hand, and taking a step forward, treats Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow to a long-distance procedure that completely misses him.
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Navessa quickly bandages some of Tenzin’s injuries.
A red dot appears on Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow
Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow’s wounds seem to be bleeding a bit more freely all of a sudden.
“I see now,” Tenzin/span>/spanNavessa says, “The mailbox contains multitudes.”
Annabelle pauses, looking like hostilities have ceased. She raises the scalpel in her hand, and taking a step forward, treats Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow to a long-distance procedure that completely misses him.
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Navessa quickly bandages some of Lorelei’s injuries.
“Destroy their pay slips.” Ekaterina/span>/spanAnnabelle pauses, looking like hostilities have ceased. She raises the scalpel in her hand, and taking a step forward, treats Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow to a long-distance procedure that completely misses him.
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow, completely misses him.
Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow’s wounds seem to be bleeding a bit more freely all of a sudden.
Navessa says “So, this is getting a bit… well, I don’t think we’re going to push them back enough to get the objective. We might just need to… YOLO./span>/span“Surely, if we were to attack their Human Resources department, they would be so crippled,” Tenzin sagely says. “But why is the mailbox still not ah, breaking?”
“It bleeds.” Annabelle notices uncomfortably as she declots its cells. “I’m scared.”
“Because,” Ekaterina explains to Tenzin equally sagely, “It is a stubborn mimic.”
Lorelei angles her speargun toward mailbox and pulls the trigger, loosing a harpoon as the pneumatic cartridge sputters out its final gasp of pressure. It completely misses them.
Navessa rubs her face a bit.
A red dot appears on Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow
“It doesn’t have to hurt if you don’t run,” Annabelle reminds, more to herself than to mailbox, the thrown instrument drifts low. Her proceure completely misses them.
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Navessa quickly bandages some of Ekaterina’s injuries.
Ekaterina starts to move a bit slower.
Ekaterina is picked up by an invisible force..
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow, completely misses him.
Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow’s wounds seem to be bleeding a bit more freely all of a sudden.
Annabelle pauses, looking like hostilities have ceased. She raises the scalpel in her hand, and taking a step forward, treats mailbox to a long-distance procedure that damages it.
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow, completely misses him.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which completely misses him.
Mailbox’s wounds seem to be bleeding a bit more freely all of a sudden.
Annabelle pauses, looking like hostilities have ceased. She raises the scalpel in her hand, and taking a step forward, treats mailbox to a long-distance procedure that completely misses them.
A red dot appears on Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Tenzin rubs some soberness into his eye. “So, what are we all waiting on? We hit the Lieutenant, the mailbox will go down if we keep at it?”
A red dot appears on Ekaterina
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, completely misses them.
Navessa says “I’m hungry. I’m gonna touch the thing./span>/spanLykaia is picked up by an invisible force..
Lorelei loads in a razorwire net shot and raises her speargun toward Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow, loosing it in a spiraling burst that slashes through the air around him. It completely misses him.
Annabelle encourages their allies.
Robert comments, “Well, I’m going to keep putting in a burst of bullets into the mailbox, which is scratching them all a little.”
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
A red dot appears on Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow
Tenzin aims a precision shot at mailbox and carefully shoots a single bullet, which damages it.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, damages it.
Lykaia is pushed away from The 63rd Legion Telekinetic by an invisible force.
Lorelei loads in a razorwire net shot and raises her speargun toward Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow, loosing it in a spiraling burst that slashes through the air around him. It completely misses him.
Annabelle encourages their allies.
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which strikes the mailbox he’s taking cover behind.
Tenzin says “I think ah, shooting the Lieutenant may not be doing anything. But what say you, Director?“
Tenzin aims a precision shot at mailbox and carefully shoots a single bullet, which damages it.
Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow’s amber eyes blaze as he begins weaving impossible geometries in the air toward Navessa, reality itself starting to stutter and bend around the crystallized paradoxes taking shape.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, completely misses them.
A red dot appears on Ekaterina
Annabelle encourages their allies.
A red dot appears on mailbox
Robert says “Hmm. Might not be, if you’re not using a gun.“
Leveling her rifle, Ekaterina aims at mailbox, the switch flipped to full auto. Bullets fly which damages it.
Lorelei loads in a razorwire net shot and raises her speargun toward Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow, loosing it in a spiraling burst that slashes through the air around him. It completely misses him.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at mailbox and carefully shoots a single bullet, which damages it.
Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow’s Philosophical Paradox Storm crashes into Navessa’s mind like a tide of recursive impossibilities, leaving her frozen in bewildered paralysis as the mirrored walls reflect her shattered understanding of reality.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at mailbox, severely wounds their left arm.
mailbox is forced to retreat.
Tenzin says “I am using a gun.“
Navessa might be hungry, but reality is just fractured sandwiches. All the sandwiches. Every single kind which is… like, so many. Dozens, at least.
“If we cant take them, we can leave them poor for a week.” Ekaterina suggests, looking at the mail box as though it were public enemy number one.
That’s a lot of legion soldiers. The mailbox explodes. Tenzin will never know if it did contain their payslips or not.
Robert says “Might want to consider falling back.“
Annabelle cheers at Navessa, “Go get that bread!” She also steps back(Advance)
Ekaterina fires off a shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow which misses him.
Robert says “Yep. “
A red dot appears on Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow
Lorelei loads in a razorwire net shot and raises her speargun toward Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow, loosing it in a spiraling burst that slashes through the air around him. It completely misses him.
Tenzin aims a precision shot at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow and carefully shoots a single bullet, which misses him.
Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow’s amber eyes blaze as he begins weaving impossible geometries in the air toward Navessa, reality itself starting to stutter and bend around the crystallized paradoxes taking shape.
Robert loads a buckshot round into their shotgun before blindly firing at Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow, misses him.
The 63rd Legion Telekinetic fires off a shot at Ekaterina which misses her.
Annabelle retreats from Lieutenant Commander Kash Buerlow.
A soldier of the 63rd fires off a shot at Ekaterina which misses her.
The 63rd Legion Telekinetic fires off a shot at Navessa which misses her.
A soldier of the 63rd fires off a shot at Ekaterina which misses her.
The 63rd Legion Grenadier fires off a shot at Ekaterina which misses her.
A soldier of the 63rd fires off a shot at Ekaterina which misses her.
A soldier of the 63rd fires off a shot at Navessa which misses her.
A soldier of the 63rd fires off a shot at Ekaterina which misses her.
A soldier of the 63rd fires off a shot at Navessa which misses her.
A soldier of the 63rd fires off a shot at Ekaterina which misses her.
A soldier of the 63rd fires off a quick blast at Navessa which misses her.
Tenzin charges toward Annabelle.
Ekaterina’s wounds seem to be bleeding a bit more freely all of a sudden.
A soldier of the 63rd fires off a quick blast at Ekaterina which misses her.
Robert says “Back to the bus, east.“
Annabelle helps their allies advance.
Annabelle says “Wait. They’re gone.“
Navessa says “Oh no not this.“
Annabelle immediately cheers out, “HURRY, BEFORE THEY COME BACK!”(Advance)
Ekaterina charges toward Robert.
Robert immediately sprints for it.
Tenzin charges toward Ekaterina.
Tenzin is stunned as a legion of legionnaires just disappears. “They were all one mailbox?”
Annabelle starts clapping her hands rapidly, ushering a marching pace, “OUR PATIENCE WAS REWARDED! THEY FRICKED OFF!”
Navessa says “Yeah, now we get stuck for a while. “
Annabelle says “Must’ve gotten their mail out of it when it broke?“
Navessa says “That’s our reward.“
“They had nothing to keep their attention once their wage left.” Ekaterina suggests, moving in to follow Robert for the objective.
Tenzin says “Are we heading for the objective or elsewhere?“
Navessa mutters to herself as she just ambles for the objective now. Her sandwiches no closer in sight.
Just in case Annabelle wasn’t making a good case for her maturity, she’s not only brought a water gun, but also a doll, apparently.
Annabelle helps their allies advance.
Annabelle charges toward Navessa.
Ekaterina charges toward Robert.
Annabelle flags everyone forward(Advance)
Pulls the objective.
Annabelle charges toward Robert.
Ekaterina charges toward Robert.
Annabelle helps their allies advance.
Pulls the objective.
Annabelle charges toward Robert.
Ekaterina charges toward Robert.
Pulls the objective.
Tenzin charges toward Ekaterina.
Ekaterina charges toward Robert.
“..Do we have it?” Annabelle wonders.
Pulls the objective.
Ekaterina charges toward Robert.
Pulls the objective.
Navessa says “We can hope.“
“Did you not take it?” Tenzin pants as he sprints back.
Lorelei says “You have to pull it“
Pulls the objective.
“I pulled something vaguely item like.” Annabelle supposes, frowning. “I- I guess I’ll just. Walk out and see if it’s tangible. It was a ‘crystalized Fae memory.’
Lorelei says “we’re dragging it“
Lorelei says “towards the extraction point“
Tenzin says “I thought I saw you pull it, but you do not seem to be carrying anything evident. Perhaps it is inside your head.“
Tenzin says “I think I see now. This is peculiar.“
Annabelle says, muttering, “This is gonna be hard to explain at the drop off. ‘It’s in my head, just grab it.’“
Robert says “Maybe the endless soldiers weren’t real.“
Ekaterina says “Da. “
Robert says “That would make sense. It was just a sorcerer, with illusions, and at some point the stationary, non-fighting soldiers became too much for us to believe, so they all collapsed and he ran away.“
Tenzin says “Yes, they were all just that one mailbox, Captain.“
Navessa is too busy thinking about the meal she’s missing out on, so she just lags along.
Robert says “It would explain why the mailbox was bleeding and why our shots were missing the Lietunenant a hundred percent of the time. He WAS the mailbox.“
Ekaterina charges toward Robert.
Navessa stomps on some of the leaves to hear them crunch. Because that’s required this time of year. If you don’t, you’re a monster.
Pulls the objective.
Ekaterina charges toward Robert.
Annabelle helps their allies advance.
Tenzin, Ekaterina, Robert, Lorelei, Annabelle and Navessa have successfully got away with Crystallized Fae Dream.