Beau Parker
@Beau | Followers: 501
About Me
New to town. Recent cat dad. Ordinary in a world of the extraordinary.
Phone number: 7101138
Quote
“And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming.” – Edgar Allan Poe
Joke
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| With his arm outstretched, creeping into the shot, this dark beach selfie |
| is taken at a high angle. Its night time, his feet buried beneath the sand, |
| while his other arm balances a small, likely-stray cat that threatens to |
| jump out of his grasp. He is smiling, though, on this night, and behind him |
| the waves, illuminated by the flash, reflect a brewing storm. |
| This is a dude with day-dreamy eyes in his late twenties. |
| He is 5’9″ and has white skin, brown hair, and brown eyes. |
| You can see his face, neck, feet, and hands. |
| He stands just shy of six feet tall, and sports a shaggy mop of brown hair |
| that’s in desperate need of a trim and fashions a cow-lick he can’t ever |
| get down. His brown eyes, sat beneath a pair of bushy eyebrows, are filled |
| with wanderlust, or maybe escape, appearing often lost in a daydream. His |
| body is toned, likely from manual labor, and he doesn’t lean much on |
| fashionable attire, comfort is his game. |
| His angular jaw is lined by a light dusting of facial hair, though it looks |
| like he’s gone a few too many days without shaving, and his mustache fails |
| to meet his chin line. Out from the column of his neck stands a prominent |
| Adam’s apple, before smoothly and slightly broadening to the planes of his |
| upper chest. |
| He is using: |
| (E) a black last-generation smart phone |
| (D) an insulated black popover hoodie |
| (D) a pair of dark blue slim-fit jeans |
| (D) a scruffy brown dumpster kitten with matted fur, carried |
| (D) a pair of black canvas sneakers, carried |
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