Morina Coleman
About Me
If you trust in me, I will be your shield.
If you tread on me, I will be your intercessor.
If you threaten my friends, I will be your doom.
That handles my three 7’s. Now on to me. I’m from Maine, but I heard about a college here that seems perfect for me. I was born in 2007, August 8th, whoops, were you hoping for a 7,7,7 there too? Sorry. I’m not that much of a jackpot. Yes I’m Asian on my mother’s side, no I don’t speak Japanese, you weeb. Besides we’re Chinese not Japanese, so yeah you were about to be hella embarrassed anyway. I think that covers most of the usual first questions I get asked anywhere.
Oh right, for the people I’ll be going to college with: No, the neon and face mask is just cosplay, I like the style. I’m not a robot. I promise I’m not a robot. I’m not from the future, I’m just okay at predicting things. No, I will not bob for apples I don’t care how cute it looks at what party.
Oh, and in case you didn’t catch it before, my name is Morina Coleman.
Quote
“Power comes from unity, not violence.” – Heung Wah-Yim
Joke
Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy. And so,” says St. Peter, “have you ever had any contact with a penis?” “Well,” says the first nun in line, “I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger.” “OK,” says St. Peter, “dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven.” The next nun admits, “Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit.” “OK,” says St. Peter, “rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into heaven.” Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front. “Well now, what’s going on here?” says St. Peter. “Well, your excellency,” says the nun who is trying to improve her position in line, “If I’m going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her ass in it.”