The Illusium Court’s raid
Date: 2026-02-04 14:04
At Wed Feb 04 2026, in the city of District 82
Mission: Obtain 60Demon61 Ball62s (it62’s a d62rug n62ot ac61tual 60balls) and bring it back to the extraction point.
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It is afternoon, about 20F(-6C) degrees, and there are clear skies. The mist is heaviest At Mayflower and Franklin/span
Calazar makes a supernatural leap to Mercy.
Mercy loads a fresh bolt into her crossbow, takes careless aim and fires at a soldier of the 63rd, strikes the alcove he’s taking cover behind.
Mercy says “What in the.“
Mercy charges toward a soldier of the 63rd.
Calazar says “Is this a 63rd raid…“
Calazar charges toward Mercy.
Mercy loads a fresh bolt into her crossbow, takes careless aim and fires at a soldier of the 63rd, strikes his armor with bruising force.
Calazar taps at his ear a few times and tries to transmit to Mercy, “Truce until all 63rd are removed from the field?”
Mercy squints at Calazar in the distance, swapping out one crossbow bolt for another.
Calazar charges toward Mercy.
a soldier of the 63rd is forced to retreat.
Mercy charges toward Calazar.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors draws and quickly fires an arrow at Mercy, it sparks off the ground near her feet.
Mercy loads a fresh bolt into her crossbow, takes careless aim and fires at Calazar, grazes his cheek.
Calazar carefully aims at Mercy eye and releases a throwing knife misses her.
Calazar charges toward Mercy.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors draws and quickly fires an arrow at Mercy, it sparks off the ground near her feet.
Mercy is pulled towards Calazar by an invisible force.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors draws and quickly fires an arrow at Mercy, it sparks off the ground near her feet.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors draws and quickly fires an arrow at Mercy, it misses her.
Calazar throws a small knife end over end at Mercy, it misses her.
Calazar makes a supernatural leap to Mercy.
Mercy says “Cheater. “
Mercy loads a fresh bolt into her crossbow, takes careless aim and fires at Calazar, completely misses him.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors draws and quickly fires an arrow at Mercy, it misses her.
Calazar says “You shot me first, I was going to offer a truce!“
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors draws and quickly fires an arrow at Mercy, it misses her.
Calazar charges toward Mercy.
Calazar switches to an overhead stance and brings the cutlass down on Mercy is parried by her large trail point hunting knife.
Mercy loads a fresh bolt into her crossbow, takes careless aim and fires at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors, sparks off the ground near her feet.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors draws and quickly fires an arrow at Calazar, it misses him.
Mercy says “My ass you were.“
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors draws and quickly fires an arrow at Calazar, it sparks off the ground near his feet.
Mercy is pushed away from Calazar by an invisible force.
Mercy charges toward 60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors draws and quickly fires an arrow at Mercy, it misses her.
Calazar charges toward alcove.
Mercy draws and quickly fires an arrow at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors, it completely misses her.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors draws and quickly fires an arrow at Calazar, it misses him.
Calazar says “I did, I tried to offer one and you apparently did not hear me.“
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors draws and quickly fires an arrow at Mercy, it misses her.
Mercy charges toward 60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors.
Mercy gets into cover behind the alcove.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings her weapon at Mercy, it is parried by her large trail point hunting knife.
Calazar charges toward alcove.
Calazar gets into cover behind the alcove.
Mercy launches a stab at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors, it is parried by her.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings her weapon at Mercy, it deflects off her shield.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings her weapon at Calazar, it is parried by his an espada ancha spanish cutlass sword.
Calazar swings his weapon at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors, it is parried by her.
Calazar eyes Mercy(wolf) as the wolf emerges
Calazar flips his grip on the sword and tries to hamstring one of 60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors while keeping an eye on the wolf.
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Mercy charges toward alcove.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings her weapon at Calazar, it is parried by his an espada ancha spanish cutlass sword.
Calazar swings his weapon at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors, it deflects off her armor.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings her weapon at Mercy(wolf), it ineffectually wounds her stomach.
With quick surges Mercy(wolf) snaps at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors’s lower limbs to try and throw her off balance, strikes her armor with bruising force.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings her weapon at Calazar, it ineffectually wounds his left shoulder.
Teagan charges toward stall.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings her weapon at Calazar, it ineffectually wounds his forehead.
Calazar switches to an overhead stance and brings the cutlass down on goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors severely wounds her left arm.
60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors is forced to retreat./b
Mercy(wolf) lowers her body then lunges forward to slam all of her weight into goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors, severely wounds her right shoulder.
60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors is forced to retreat.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings her weapon at Mercy(wolf), it ineffectually wounds her right arm.
Calazar swings his weapon at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors, it strikes her armor with bruising force.
With quick surges Mercy(wolf) snaps at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors’s lower limbs to try and throw her off balance, strikes her armor with bruising force.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings her weapon at Calazar, it ineffectually wounds his forehead.
Calazar swings his weapon at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors, it severely wounds her left shoulder.
60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors is forced to retreat.
Calazar makes a supernatural leap to wagon.
Calazar flees from the werewolf as the last of the goblinoids fall.
Teagan charges toward stall.
Teagan gets into cover behind the stall.
Mercy(wolf) suddenly seems to start having trouble breathing.
Calazar charges toward wagon.
Calazar gets into cover behind the wagon.
Teagan charges toward stall.
Mercy charges toward Calazar.
Calazar carefully aims at Mercy(wolf) eye and releases a throwing knife sparks off the ground near her feet.
Calazar says “You stay over there!“
Mercy(wolf) eyes Calazar warily.
Calazar throws a knife at Mercy(wolf) as she leaves the cover of the alcove!
Teagan gets settled behind a stall and frowns somewhat as she does. “Well, this is not the deployment I intended on, but…” She draws in a breath. “Must make do.”
Mercy charges toward alcove.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings his weapon at Calazar, it is parried by his an espada ancha spanish cutlass sword.
Calazar switches to an overhead stance and brings the cutlass down on goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors is parried by him.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors suddenly seems to start having trouble breathing.
Mercy charges toward alcove.
Mercy(wolf) gets into cover behind the alcove.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings his weapon at Calazar, it ineffectually wounds his right arm.
Calazar swings his weapon at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors, it is parried by him.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings his weapon at Calazar, it ineffectually wounds his left leg.
A lightning bolt flashes down from the sky to strike Calazar!
Calazar switches to an overhead stance and brings the cutlass down on goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors strikes his armor with bruising force.
Calazar makes a supernatural leap to Teagan.
A lightning bolt flashes down from the sky to strike abstract angles of light and color!
60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors is forced to retreat.
Calazar charges toward Teagan.
Teagan says “God- I really need to practice with lightning more, huh. It’s not like storms are…“
Teagan continues muttering to herself.
Teagan lifts her bow and aims in Mercy(wolf)’s general direction, loosing an arrow in a high arc.
A lightning bolt flashes down from the sky to strike Mercy(wolf)!
Mercy(wolf) turns an aggravated snarl towards Teagan for this betrayal.
Calazar charges toward stall.
Calazar gets into cover behind the stall.
Teagan lifts her bow and aims in Mercy(wolf)’s general direction, loosing an arrow in a high arc.
A lightning bolt flashes down from the sky to strike Mercy(wolf)!
Teagan lifts her bow and aims in Mercy(wolf)’s general direction, loosing an arrow in a high arc.
Calazar says “Looks like you and Obie deployed for the court.“
Obadiah charges toward Mercy.
Mercy(wolf) is pushed away from Calazar by an invisible force.
Mercy(wolf) suddenly seems to start having trouble breathing.
Obadiah takes aim at Mercy(wolf) and pulls the trigger delivering a lead slug down range which misses her.
Calazar carefully aims at Mercy(wolf) eye and releases a throwing knife misses her.
Teagan lifts her bow and aims in Mercy(wolf)’s general direction, loosing an arrow in a high arc.
Obadiah chuckles, “Both you and Calazar are my alliese
Calazar telekinetically yoinks Mercy(wolf) back but her hind paw!
Mercy charges toward Teagan.
Teagan says “So it seems.“
Mercy(wolf) is pushed away from Calazar by an invisible force.
Obadiah takes aim at Mercy(wolf) and pulls the trigger delivering a blast of bird shot down range which sparks off the ground near her feet.
Mercy(wolf) suddenly seems to start having trouble breathing.
Calazar throws a small knife end over end at Mercy(wolf), it misses her.
Teagan charges toward corner.
Teagan draws and quickly fires an arrow at Mercy(wolf), it misses her.
Mercy(wolf) is just on her own apparently.
Mercy charges toward Teagan.
Mercy(wolf) lowers her body then lunges forward to slam all of her weight into Teagan, is dodged by her.
Obadiah takes aim at Mercy(wolf) and pulls the trigger delivering a blast of bird shot down range which misses her.
Mercy(wolf) seems suddenly dazed
Calazar makes a supernatural leap to Mercy.
Calazar switches to an overhead stance and brings the cutlass down on Mercy(wolf) ineffectually wounds her left shoulder.
Calazar says “Ole! “
Teagan is pushed away from Calazar by an invisible force.
Mercy charges toward Teagan.
Mercy(wolf) launches a slashing rake attack at Teagan with her claws which is dodged by her.
Obadiah takes aim at Mercy(wolf) and pulls the trigger delivering a lead slug down range which ineffectually wounds her left leg.
Teagan draws and quickly fires an arrow at Mercy(wolf), it completely misses her.
Calazar charges toward Mercy.
Calazar swings his weapon at Mercy(wolf), it ineffectually wounds her forehead.
A lightning bolt flashes down from the sky to strike Mercy(wolf)!
Mercy charges toward Teagan.
Mercy(wolf) lowers her body then lunges forward to slam all of her weight into Teagan, ineffectually wounds her left arm.
Obadiah takes aim at Mercy(wolf) and pulls the trigger delivering a lead slug down range which ineffectually wounds her right shoulder.
“The important thing to note is how much Mercy has been able to withstand,” Obadiah says as he aims another slug at the wolf.
“Someone remind me to actually buy bandages soon. I keep forgetting.” Teagan complains of her… several bleeding wounds, while glaring at her massively unhelpful (at the moment) minion.
Obadiah frowns a minute still considering Mercy(wolf). “You know it could have been any different number of combinations….”
Calazar charges toward Mercy.
Calazar switches to an overhead stance and brings the cutlass down on Mercy(wolf) mildly wounds her left arm.
Mercy is forced to retreat.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors draws and quickly fires an arrow at Teagan, it mildly wounds her left arm.
Teagan is forced to retreat.
Calazar says “We have to get three items a- fuck.“
Calazar runs towards the objective.
Calazar has 60Demon61 Ball62s (it62’s a d62rug n62ot ac61tual 60balls).
Obadiah says “Fiiiine “
Obadiah says “You take it“
Calazar runs towards the extraction point.
Obadiah takes aim at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors and pulls the trigger delivering a lead slug down range which completely misses her.
Calazar throws a small knife end over end at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors, it completely misses her.
Obadiah makes a supernatural leap to 60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors.
Calazar runs towards the extraction point.
abstract angles of light and color is forced to retreat.
Obadiah charges toward 60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors.
Calazar runs towards the extraction point.
Obadiah(Panthera onca) lunges forward at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors with a growl and scratches with his paws. The attempted mauling severely wounds her left shoulder.
60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors is forced to retreat.
Calazar runs towards the extraction point.
Obadiah has 60Demon61 Ball62s (it62’s a d62rug n62ot ac61tual 60balls).
Calazar runs towards the extraction point.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors is pulled towards Calazar by an invisible force.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors draws and quickly fires an arrow at Obadiah, it misses him.
Obadiah runs naked through the alleys because fuck the police.
Obadiah charges toward 60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors draws and quickly fires an arrow at Obadiah, it misses him.
Calazar runs towards the objective.
Calazar says “I am going for the last pickup“
Calazar says “Deal with the goblin?“
Obadiah says “Imma punch him“
Obadiah charges toward 60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors.
Obadiah gets into cover behind the wagon.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings his weapon at Obadiah, it is dodged by him.
Obadiah throws a punch at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors, it is blocked by him.
Calazar runs towards the objective.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings his weapon at Obadiah, it is dodged by him.
Obadiah throws a punch at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors, it is blocked by him.
Obadiah proceeds to beat the goblin scientist to death with the container of hell drugs.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings her weapon at Obadiah, it is dodged by him.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings his weapon at Obadiah, it is dodged by him.
Obadiah proceeds to beat the goblin scientist to death with the container of hell drugs.
Obadiah(Panthera onca) lunges forward at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors with a growl and scratches with his paws. The attempted mauling is dodged by her.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings her weapon at Obadiah(Panthera onca), it is dodged by him.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings his weapon at Obadiah(Panthera onca), it ineffectually wounds his right arm.
Calazar carefully aims at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors eye and releases a throwing knife strikes the wagon she’s taking cover behind.
Calazar makes a supernatural leap to Obadiah.
Obadiah(Panthera onca) lunges forward at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors with a growl and scratches with his paws. The attempted mauling strikes her armor with bruising force.
Calazar is moving to protect Obadiah(Panthera onca) by leaping through the air.
Obadiah(Panthera onca) has given up beating on the goblin since there are now two of them. It is getting out of hand.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings her weapon at Obadiah(Panthera onca), it is dodged by him.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings his weapon at Obadiah(Panthera onca), it is dodged by him.
Calazar throws a small knife end over end at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors, it strikes her armor with bruising force.
Calazar charges toward Obadiah.
Calazar gets into cover behind the wagon.
Obadiah(Panthera onca) lunges forward at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors with a growl and scratches with his paws. The attempted mauling severely wounds her left leg.
60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors is forced to retreat.
Obadiah(Panthera onca) has 60Demon61 Ball62s (it62’s a d62rug n62ot ac61tual 60balls).
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings his weapon at Calazar, it is parried by his an espada ancha spanish cutlass sword.
Calazar moves protectively towards Obadiah.
Calazar switches to an overhead stance and brings the cutlass down on goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors deflects off his armor.
Obadiah charges toward 60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings her weapon at Calazar, it is parried by his an espada ancha spanish cutlass sword.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings his weapon at Calazar, it is parried by his an espada ancha spanish cutlass sword.
Obadiah charges toward 60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors.
Obadiah(Panthera onca) gets into cover behind the wagon.
Calazar swings his weapon at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors, it is parried by her.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings her weapon at Obadiah(Panthera onca), it is dodged by him.
Obadiah(Panthera onca) lunges forward at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors with a growl and scratches with his paws. The attempted mauling is dodged by her.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings his weapon at Calazar, it is parried by his an espada ancha spanish cutlass sword.
Calazar switches to an overhead stance and brings the cutlass down on goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors strikes her armor with bruising force.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings her weapon at Obadiah(Panthera onca), it ineffectually wounds his left leg.
Obadiah(Panthera onca) lunges forward at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors with a growl and scratches with his paws. The attempted mauling severely wounds her right arm.
60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors is forced to retreat.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings his weapon at Calazar, it is parried by his an espada ancha spanish cutlass sword.
Obadiah charges toward 60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors.
Calazar swings his weapon at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
Obadiah(Panthera onca) lunges forward at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors with a growl and scratches with his paws. The attempted mauling severely wounds his right shoulder.
60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors is forced to retreat.
Obadiah(Panthera onca) has 60Demon61 Ball62s (it62’s a d62rug n62ot ac61tual 60balls).
Calazar says “I’ll get the last pickup.“
Obadiah(Panthera onca) carries those balls in his teeth, nodding as he heads towards an extraction point
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings her weapon at Obadiah(Panthera onca), it is dodged by him.
Calazar switches to an overhead stance and brings the cutlass down on goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors is parried by her.
Calazar says “What the fuck.“
Obadiah(Panthera onca) lunges forward at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors with a growl and scratches with his paws. The attempted mauling strikes her armor with bruising force.
Obadiah(Panthera onca) fights on with the fury of a thousand kitty cats high on Goblin Balls.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings her weapon at Obadiah(Panthera onca), it is dodged by him.
Obadiah(Panthera onca) lunges forward at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors with a growl and scratches with his paws. The attempted mauling severely wounds her right arm.
60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors is forced to retreat.
Calazar runs towards the objective.
Calazar has 60Demon61 Ball62s (it62’s a d62rug n62ot ac61tual 60balls).
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors draws and quickly fires an arrow at Obadiah(Panthera onca), it misses him.
Obadiah charges toward 60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors.
Obadiah(Panthera onca) gets into cover behind the wagon.
Obadiah(Panthera onca) lunges forward at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors with a growl and scratches with his paws. The attempted mauling is dodged by her.
Calazar says “Well fuck.“
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings her weapon at Obadiah(Panthera onca), it is dodged by him.
Calazar says “I think you need three people to clear this.“
Obadiah(Panthera onca) bats at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors with a hiss. The snake-fist is dodged by her.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings her weapon at Obadiah(Panthera onca), it ineffectually wounds his right leg.
Obadiah(Panthera onca) lunges for goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors’s neck and chomps down hard while kicking with his back paws. The bunny-kicking severely wounds her right arm.
60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors is forced to retreat.
Obadiah(Panthera onca) lunges forward at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors with a growl and scratches with his paws. The attempted mauling is dodged by him.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors draws and quickly fires an arrow at Obadiah(Panthera onca), it sparks off the ground near his feet.
Obadiah charges toward 60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors.
Obadiah(Panthera onca) gets into cover behind the wagon.
Obadiah(Panthera onca) bats at goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors with a hiss. The snake-fist is dodged by him.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors swings his weapon at Obadiah(Panthera onca), it is dodged by him.
Obadiah(Panthera onca) lunges for goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors’s neck and chomps down hard while kicking with his back paws. The bunny-kicking severely wounds his right arm.
60goblin61 chemis62ts with62 calcul62ators 62and poc61ket pro60tectors is forced to retreat.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors draws and quickly fires an arrow at Obadiah(Panthera onca), it misses him.
Obadiah(Panthera onca) looks at the fucking goblin and just hangs out for a moment to see if they can fire off.
Goblin chemists with calculators and pocket protectors draws and quickly fires an arrow at Obadiah(Panthera onca), it misses him.
Obadiah and Calazar have successfully got away with 60Demon61 Ball62s (it62’s a d62rug n62ot ac61tual 60balls).