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Jakem Badahwi

@Jakem | Followers: 26,290

About Me

Manager of the greatest club in town, come visit the Den of Wonder and prepare to lose your socks! Always looking for a new addition to our gallery, and those interested in taking the stage to give the greatest performance of your life on the fanciest stage, give me a ring at 7100105.

Quote

What’s the worst that could happen? Whatever it is, it’d probably be funny.

Joke

A joke upon demand lacks context, and a joke that lacks context can only be funny in how out of context it may be. Imagine asking why the chicken crossed? There’s no road to relate to, because it’s not in a space we know, and we have no personal connection to that chicken. Compare this to replacing your all of your roomates clothing with ‘Eat at Chuck’s’ sandwhich boards the day before his interview. There’s just no comparison. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah; My friends there is no joke, for the real joke is the friends we made along the way.

_____________________________________________________________________________ | This is a green-haired glam-punk in his mid-twenties. | | He is 6’3″ and has white, green, and green eyes. | | You can see his face, neck, and hands. | | Tall and lanky with an aesthetic that screams glamorpunk . Usually this | | has dyed his hair a vibrant green color, and looks to be kept carefully | | disheveled. His ears each have multiple piercings, but of course the | | glamorpunk style wouldnt be complete without a bit of bling in the nose | | and tongue as well. | | Ruddy red lips don’t quite blend into his face, and conceal the longer | | than average canines. Beneath the lips he has a bit of stubble, though it | | falls well short of being a beard. Light brown hair has been dyed bright | | green, and expertly styled for the whimsically disheveled look. | | The pale green of his eyes is almost crystaline, contrasting with the | | vibrancy of the starker colors he adorns himself with, but fitting in well | | with the man’s more pallid skin tone. Large in the sense that they could | | cover a lot of area, if not overly thick or robust, they end in long | | fingers and slightly pointed nails, reinforced with dark green nail polish. | | He is using: | | (E) a state of the art green smartphone | | a black leather jacket | | a black band t-shirt for a band you’ve never heard of | | a pair of stylishly ripped designer jeans | | a pair of black leather boots | | a shark tooth necklace | | a gold nose ring | | a ruby earring | | (S) a silver earring | | (C) a large, blue duffel bag, carried | |_____________________________________________________________________________|