The New Haven Chronicle
Vampires, Druids Oust Demons Tuesday
The Illusium Court's vampiric aristocracy and The Order's bridge-building druids emerged victorious in Tuesday's borough elections, wresting control from demonic forces in both Highgate and Redstone in what amounts to a significant shift in New Haven's supernatural political landscape.
In Highgate, where the Godrealm's direct influence warps the very architecture into impossible geometries, The Illusium Court claimed a decisive victory with 27% of the vote, unseating The 63rd Legion's hold on the northernmost borough by a comfortable seven-point margin. The Court's success rode on the backs of tireless courier work and hunting expeditions, with Avalon and Teagan leading the charge in what faction insiders describe as a carefully orchestrated campaign to expand their influence beyond their existing strongholds in Bayview and Elysia. The 63rd Legion, which managed only 20% support despite their incumbency, now controls just two boroughs—Fairefield and All Saints—a stark reduction in their hellish ambitions to use New Haven as a bridgehead for invading Earth.
Meanwhile, in the industrial heart of Redstone, where Victorian smokestacks stand alongside Hell's own architectural contributions, The Order pulled off what can only be described as the narrowest of victories, securing exactly 19% of the vote to The Hollow Conclave's matching 19% in a race so close it likely came down to single digits in the final tally. The Order's Ambrose and Eirwen proved instrumental in mobilizing support through consistent event attendance and, perhaps more tellingly, through direct action against The 63rd Legion in anti-demon raids that clearly resonated with voters tired of infernal influence in their borough. The Hollow Conclave's loss of Redstone marks a significant blow to the demonic practitioners, leaving them with only their stronghold in the Ivory Quarter as they watch their influence wane across the city.
The results paint a picture of a city increasingly resistant to demonic control, with both The 63rd Legion and The Hollow Conclave losing ground to factions that, while supernatural in their own right, offer alternatives to Hell's direct influence. The Illusium Court now controls three of New Haven's twelve boroughs, tying them with The Order for the most territory held by any single faction, while the combined demonic forces have seen their holdings reduced from four to three boroughs in a single election cycle. With Downtown and Aurora Heights still under the control of unknown factions, and the Sons of Olympia maintaining their grip on Northview Park, the city's political map grows ever more complex as supernatural and human interests continue their eternal dance for control.
The next election cycle will test whether this anti-demonic sentiment holds when voters in two more boroughs head to the polls in two weeks, potentially reshaping the balance of power in a city where the impossible is merely Tuesday's news.
Supernatural Style Dominates New Haven Events
The past fortnight's social calendar offered New Haven's fashion-forward residents ample opportunity to showcase their supernatural style sensibilities, from public rituals to casual game nights. Three outfits in particular demonstrated the city's unique approach to event dressing, where mystical accessories and tactical gear share equal billing with traditional formalwear.
Obadiah's appearance at the Celebrants of Wonder's public ritual in Winderemere Courtyard exemplified the modern New Haven professional's approach to semi-formal supernatural gatherings. The owner of The Brine Pool Lounge assembled a carefully calibrated ensemble centered on a tailored charcoal vest with subtle embroidered detailing paired with a deep navy long-sleeve shirt in a slim, structured fit. His charcoal suiting slacks featured clean-cut ankles that worked seamlessly with dark charcoal slip-ons sporting pointed toes and clean lines. The real distinction came through his accessories: a pendant of twilight and dawn, a slender silver stick pin with an ornate blood rose emblem, and a thin jade ring shaped as a coiled serpent in oceanic hues. Adding to the effect, witnesses reported occasional shimmers of dawn and dusk colors—lilac and gold, indigo and citrine—appearing around him like glimmers at the edge of vision before fading away.
"The integration of mystical elements into business casual has become increasingly sophisticated," notes the outfit's construction, which balanced professional tailoring with supernatural signifiers. The leather messenger bag built with structure and style completed a look that could transition from boardroom to ritual circle without missing a beat.
Malin's ensemble for Sunday Game Night at Highgate Coffee demonstrated how New Haven's fashion-conscious navigate the delicate balance between casual comfort and put-together polish. The Petale Noir Client Strategist layered a claret-toned vintage suede trenchcoat, nipped at the waist and flared through the hips, over a body-hugging tank in ribbed grey. Her skirt of inky crushed satin ending in lacework a few inches above the knees paired with black, knit-textured slingbacks perched on kitten heels created a silhouette that was both relaxed and refined.
Her jewelry choices reflected the city's penchant for meaningful adornment: a crescent moon charm etched with an Old Norse rune hanging from a fine silver chain, a delicately broken Swarovski crystal heart on a platinum band, and a slender bracelet forged of platinum curving into a graceful seafarer's knot at its center. The top-handle, vintage-inspired handbag anchored via a silver clasp provided practical storage while maintaining the outfit's vintage-modern aesthetic. Her makeup—dusky brown shadow with smoked black at the outer corners winged into a sharp cat eye, thick jet-black mascara, and nude-tinted gloss—completed a look perfectly calibrated for coffee shop socializing.
Perhaps the evening's most audacious dresser was Mercy, whose interpretation of ritual wear at the Winderemere Courtyard event challenged conventional expectations. The werewolf opted for a brightly colored hooded cultist robe marked as identity concealing, paired with black aviator sunglasses and a bracelet of colorful beads. Most striking was her choice to carry a compact TenPoint Viper 430 tactical crossbow as an accessory, transforming what might have been standard ceremonial garb into a statement about the intersection of tradition and personal security in New Haven's supernatural society.
The contrast between these three approaches reveals several emerging trends in New Haven fashion. First, the integration of protective or tactical elements into formal and semi-formal wear has moved from fringe to mainstream, as evidenced by Mercy's crossbow and Obadiah's symbolic jewelry serving dual aesthetic and practical purposes. Second, vintage pieces continue to hold currency, particularly when updated with modern fits or supernatural embellishments, as seen in Malin's trenchcoat and handbag selections.
The prevalence of symbolic jewelry across all three outfits—from Obadiah's blood rose emblem to Malin's Old Norse rune to Mercy's colorful bead bracelet—suggests that personal talismans have become essential accessories regardless of the occasion's formality level. These pieces serve not merely as decoration but as declarations of allegiance, protection, or power in a city where such distinctions carry real weight.
Color palettes leaned heavily toward deep, rich tones: navy, charcoal, claret, and inky black dominated, with brightness reserved for statement pieces like Mercy's robe or the occasional mystical shimmer. This preference for darker hues may reflect both practical considerations for navigating New Haven's various realms and a sophisticated understanding of how such colors complement supernatural auras and effects.
As New Haven's fashion scene continues to evolve, these three outfits demonstrate that successful dressing in the City Between requires more than mere aesthetic consideration—it demands an understanding of how clothing functions as armor, advertisement, and art in a world where appearance can literally shift reality.
Bubble Tea Shop's Racy Ads Stir
New Bubble Tea Shop Opens in Northview Park with Provocative Marketing
A new bubble tea establishment has opened at 90 Foxglove Street in Northview Park, bringing both sweet drinks and eyebrow-raising advertising to the neighborhood. Bubble Tease Bubble Tea, owned by Lorelei, features a marketing campaign that prominently displays a cartoon mascot in suggestive poses.
The shop's glossy flyers, posted around campus and town, feature what the advertisement describes as "a curvy cartoon girl in a pastel pink apron, balancing a clear cup of boba tea between her breasts with no hands, her lips just barely parted around the straw as a single glossy pearl creeps toward her tongue." The tagline reads "Sweet drinks, sweeter vibes. Bubbles made to tease."
The interior spans multiple rooms with varying decor levels. The main counter area features a pastel-fronted counter crowded with tubs of toppings, pumps of syrup, and laminated flavor charts. A chalkboard menu displays the shop's offerings, which range from standard milk teas at $5 to specialty drinks reaching $25.
A dimly lit alcove sits to the side of the counter, separated by a tall partition wall. This area features deeper blush walls adorned with framed photos of drink creations and "stylized mascots in playful poses," according to the shop's layout description. String lights cast subtle reflections across the seating area.
The menu includes traditional options like classic milk tea with boba pearls and more exotic offerings. The priciest item, a "sweet & sour plum galaxy slush with shimmering star jelly," commands $25. A "blackcurrant oolong tea with blood-filled popping boba" is listed at $12.
Most standard drinks—including brown sugar milk tea, matcha milk tea, mango slush, and various fruit teas—are priced at $5. Seasonal offerings include pumpkin spice milk tea topped with cinnamon cream and crumble, and spiced apple slush layered with caramel.
The shop's decor varies significantly between spaces. While some areas feature expensive furnishings and mood lighting, others are described simply as "empty shop" with cheap decor levels. The contrast suggests either ongoing renovations or selective investment in customer-facing areas.
The establishment is currently hiring, with recruitment materials noting "If you've got the charm, we've got the apron."
The logo appears throughout the space—on cups, walls, and marketing materials—ensuring customers won't forget where they're drinking.
Operatives Frame Legion in Warehouse Heist
Two operatives staged a false flag operation at a Fairefield warehouse early Saturday morning, smashing car windows and stealing valuables while posing as members of The Legion to cover their retrieval of a briefcase.
The operation began at 7:29 AM when Lykaia and Eirwen arrived at the misty warehouse site. Their plan was simple: create enough chaos to mask their true objective while pinning the blame on the demonic faction.
Lykaia moved through the parking lot with professional efficiency, extracting jewelry from vehicles. Her partner Eirwen took a different approach, carefully clearing glass shards from the windows she broke to prevent injuries to returning owners.
"Look what I found! Just like in the movies," Eirwen said, discovering a Sig Sauer P365 pistol in one vehicle. The find prompted an impromptu geography lesson from Lykaia about the weapon's Swiss origins and European borders.
The veteran operative located a gold bar among equipment in another car. Meanwhile, Eirwen's conscience manifested in an unusual way for a thief—she left fifty dollars in the wallet of one victim.
"Here. Have a nice day!" she said, tucking the cash into place.
"Banditry is part of the job," Lykaia observed, watching her partner's peculiar ethics at work.
The operation took an unexpected turn when no opposing forces arrived to challenge them. "I really hoped someone would come this time. I think you scare them all away," Eirwen told her partner.
What followed was a violent engagement between the two operatives. Whether training exercise or supernatural incident, the confrontation saw Eirwen wielding her spear against Lykaia's surgical strikes. The younger operative managed to force Lykaia into retreat before continuing to fight what appeared to be another opponent—possibly a doppelganger of herself.
The team successfully extracted with their target briefcase despite the chaotic conclusion to their mission.
"If you ever stop being a soldier, then you make a very pretty thief, Ly," Eirwen had told her partner during the operation.
The warehouse owners discovered the damage Saturday morning, finding broken windows, missing valuables, and in one case, a mysterious fifty-dollar payment for their troubles.
Werewolves Rescue Madison From Hunters
Look, when werewolves go missing in New Haven, it's rarely for a spa weekend. Wednesday night's rescue operation in the Wilds proved exactly how messy these extractions can get—and why you don't mess with Iron Moon Lodge's people.
King, Mercy, and Jasper ventured into the jungle region under a full moon to retrieve Madison, a fellow werewolf who'd been taken by what turned out to be an organized hunting party. "Hopefully, just the three of us should be enough," King had said before departure. Turns out, it was more than enough.
The rescue team walked straight into hostile territory, with King immediately triggering a log trap that sent him flying. Military bugles and whistles soon filled the air—they were being hunted. What followed was less rescue mission, more controlled demolition. When arrows and grenades started flying, King deployed a magical necklace to shield his companions with roots and vines, while the team split to handle multiple attackers.
Here's the thing about underestimating werewolves: it's a mistake you only make once. While Mercy and Jasper dealt with northern attackers using arrows and bolts, King dropped any pretense of diplomacy. Witnesses describe him using enemies as human shields, deploying tasers and knives with surgical precision, and methodically dismantling an experienced hunter team. "Y'all don't learn when the teacher solves the problem for ya," he reportedly told them.
The real fireworks started when they found Madison in a clearing, naked, bloodied, filled with silver arrows, yet still standing amid ten armed hunters. "Have I not been a good enough sport yet?" she'd asked her captors. Mercy's response? Transform into what witnesses described as a "Hell-wolf"—five times normal size with bone-snapping sounds accompanying the shift. "Ain' need to teach me VIOLENCE, got my bachelor's in that shit," Mercy had declared earlier, and she certainly proved her credentials.
What followed was synchronized carnage. Madison and the transformed Mercy tore through the hunters in a counter-clockwise dance of destruction while Jasper picked off stragglers. The entire confrontation lasted minutes. King arrived afterward carrying a grenade launcher—apparently acquired from an enemy he'd dealt with separately—and performed field surgery on Madison to remove the silver arrows.
The team extracted Madison on Mercy's back, leaving behind a scene that would make horror movie directors take notes. But here's the unsettling epilogue: high in a tree tower equipped with advanced surveillance, a Commander had watched the entire operation. "Chisholm, I think we have some new targets for our next hunt," he told his lieutenant.
In a city where faction raids and supernatural showdowns are Tuesday material, this rescue still managed to raise eyebrows. The message seems clear: touch Iron Moon Lodge's people, and they won't just come for you—they'll make sure everyone knows why that was a mistake. Though given that mysterious Commander's interest, this particular story might not be over yet.
Legion Seizes Briefcase, Routs Temple Forces
The 63rd Legion emerged victorious from a brutal multi-front engagement Monday evening that saw some of New Haven's most formidable fighters forced into retreat, securing both a mysterious briefcase from a Highgate vault and a strategic position after overwhelming Temple forces in a pitched battle that left witnesses shaking their heads at the sheer ferocity displayed.
The evening's chaos began in Highgate where Matias of the Illusium Court faced off against Teagan of the Celebrants of Wonder in what observers described as an absolutely bonkers duel involving magical plush dolls hurling fireballs and writhing vine creatures that would make any botanist weep—though whether from horror or fascination remains unclear—with Matias ultimately overwhelming Teagan's spirited defense and escaping with a briefcase whose contents remain unknown but clearly valuable enough to warrant such extraordinary measures.
Meanwhile, across town, the real fireworks were just getting started as Mercy of the Temple found herself pinned down by overwhelming 63rd Legion forces, her frustrated cry of "WHERE THE FUCK EVERYBODY?!" echoing across the battlefield until Teagan arrived to provide desperately needed backup, the two warriors taking shelter behind what Teagan would memorably defend as her "emotional support beam" when Legion forces attempted to destroy their cover, shouting "Leave my emotional support beam alone, fuckers!" in what might be the most New Haven battle cry ever uttered.
The tide seemed ready to turn when the formidable Celestine arrived on scene, announcing herself to Mercy with characteristic flair—"Your mother, cherie"—and immediately beginning a summoning ritual while simultaneously entering what witnesses could only describe as 'Grandma Mode,' taking up her cane and ruthlessly beating Legion soldiers with the kind of righteous fury that makes you grateful she's usually on the side of order and healing rather than vengeance and violence.
Even with Jasper's late arrival—earning him Celestine's sharp rebuke of "Slowpoke. You were slower than a woman with one leg"—and Mercy's fierce wolf-form attacks that had her lunging and snapping at enemies with primal fury, the 63rd Legion's numbers and their Lieutenant's terrifying ability to drain life from his own soldiers to heal himself proved insurmountable, forcing first Mercy, then Jasper, and finally even the indomitable Celestine and tenacious Teagan to retreat from the field.
The evening's events mark a significant victory for the 63rd Legion, whose successful acquisition of both the Highgate briefcase and their strategic objective suggests their plans for using New Haven as a bridge for Hell's invasion of Earth are proceeding despite the best efforts of the city's defenders, leaving many to wonder what resources and reinforcements will be needed to counter their growing influence in the battles surely to come.
Family Vanishes After Supernatural Investigation
The Moore family of Aurora Heights vanished without a trace last week, leaving behind only a mauled painting and questions about a bizarre supernatural investigation that preceded their disappearance by mere days.
What started as a routine missing antique case at the Victorian-era Moore Estate spiraled into something far stranger when a team of private investigators—led by a shifter calling himself "Mr. Johnson" (actually Obadiah) along with Mercy, Teagan, and Jakem—discovered not the missing porcelain doll they'd been hired to find, but a young boy locked in an oversized birdcage in an upstairs guest bedroom. The child claimed the Moores had kidnapped him as a "replacement" for their precious antique, but the truth proved far more twisted when apprentice mage Teagan's inspection revealed pointed ears and fleshformed features beneath the innocent facade. "I'm forty five, you guys are the kids here," the supposed child snapped when confronted, revealing himself as Bosco Mortinson, a Fae thief who'd stolen the doll and hidden it in the estate's stables.
The investigation took a violent turn when the team antagonized a sentient painting of the family matriarch, Madam Moore, which manifested into a screaming monster that forced Obadiah to shift into beast form to carry the heavy cage to safety—destroying his clothes in the process and leaving him to quip, "I left my change of clothes in the car so… take a good look ladies." Meanwhile, Mercy channeled her inner detective drama, donning aviator sunglasses to deliver lines like "Toyin' with dark magics" while investigating the scene, though her theatrical flair didn't prevent her from seeing through Mortinson's deception from the start.
The team ultimately struck a devil's bargain with Mortinson: his freedom in exchange for the doll's location buried beneath hay in the stallion's stall. They retrieved the antique—which bore an uncanny resemblance to Mortinson's child form—collected their payment from the Moores, and departed, but Mortinson's parting threats about making the family "disappear" to claim their house proved prophetic. When asked about the child in the cage earlier, Obadiah had joked, "It's just a kid in a baby cage. Didn't you all have baby cages growing up?" But the dark humor turned darker still when the Moores vanished completely, leaving Aurora Heights residents wondering whether hiring supernatural investigators to recover stolen property might sometimes cost more than the items are worth.
The estate now stands empty in Aurora Heights' Fae-influenced district, a testament to the dangerous games played when mortal wealth meets immortal ambition.
Court Seizes Briefcase, Three Wounded
Illusium Court operatives seized a high-value briefcase from Celebrants of Wonder forces Thursday night in Fairefield, leaving three defenders wounded and fleeing after a violent confrontation that showcased the Court's unconventional combat tactics.
The engagement began at 9:18 PM when Matias opened fire on Jakem while checking his phone. "Firing off a pistol shot while on his phone, he looks distracted," witnesses reported, describing the Illusium fighter's casual approach to initiating combat. Matias immediately transformed into a swarm of sixteen Anax dragonflies, abandoning human form for a more aggressive assault.
Jasper joined the attack moments later, engaging Jakem's support team with bow and sword. The Illusium operative targeted a Standard-issue blonde babe and a Celebrant hooligan who had arrived to defend their faction's asset. Someone threw a seed that rapidly sprouted into an amalgamation of writhing vines, adding another threat to the Celebrants' deteriorating position.
The dragonfly swarm proved particularly effective against Jakem. "As a swarm of dragonflies with venomous stings Matias(swarm of 15 Anax) hounds Jakem crawling into his hood and slaves, bite bite bite sting sting sting!" observers noted. Despite fighting as dispersed insects, Matias maintained defensive capabilities, wielding a silver karambit to parry counterattacks.
Jasper systematically eliminated Jakem's allies using his Extrema Ratio Misericordia combat sword. He severely wounded the blonde babe's leg, forcing a retreat. The Celebrant hooligan lasted moments longer before Jasper's blade found her arm, sending her fleeing as well.
Isolated against three opponents—the dragonfly swarm, Jasper's sword, and the animated vines—Jakem sustained wounds to his shoulder and chest. "Matias(swarm of 16 Anax) now bzzts at Jakem despite his Celebrants and Standard-Issued Blonde Babe pulling hair and biting motherfuckers!" witnesses described, capturing the chaos of the final moments before Jakem's retreat.
The swarm secured the briefcase while maintaining its insect form. Jasper and Matias extracted successfully with their objective, leaving the Celebrants' Fairefield position compromised.
The briefcase's contents remain unknown, but its value was apparently worth the resources both factions committed to Thursday's confrontation.
Ritual Opens Portal in Windermere Courtyard
A bonfire blazed into otherworldly green and blue flames in Windermere Courtyard Wednesday evening, marking the successful conclusion of what participants alternately described as a ritual to weaken dimensional barriers and "a mischievous sex cult, duh," as one robed figure, Mercy, put it while blood still dripped from her self-inflicted palm wound.
The gathering, led by an individual named Jakem who claimed to serve an entity called Wonder, drew together a collection of robed followers in the Gothic Revival shadows of the university's oldest buildings. Among the sacrifices fed to the flames: a gold case of cherry tart lipstick surrendered with visible anguish by Monday, and more dramatically, floating spheres of blood magic conjured from pricked fingers by participants Remy and Mercy, the crimson orbs wobbling through the air before dissolving into the fire.
Professor Matias arrived to counter the proceedings, positioning himself at the courtyard's edge with Latin chants and a repeatedly tossed coin—standard counter-ritual fare for those familiar with New Haven's particular brand of academic opposition. The magical standoff might have continued indefinitely, each side's chants rising and falling against the other, had Jakem not employed a decidedly non-magical solution.
"Anyways, we should probably ditch before he realizes his girlfriend isn't actually in danger," Jakem announced to his followers after Matias had abruptly checked his phone and rushed westward, abandoning his counter-ritual mid-chant. The cult leader's admission of sending a false alert revealed a pragmatic streak beneath the mystical trappings.
The evening's most unsettling moment came when Jakem, mid-ritual, moved toward Remy with apparent violent intent before freezing in place. "I think I was trying to push you into the fire. You might wanna stop Matias from doin' what he's doing. Wonder's holding me still right now," he explained with the casual tone of someone discussing an inconvenient muscle cramp rather than potential immolation by supernatural possession.
Two observers watched the entire spectacle from a nearby fountain—Obadiah, who treated the magical confrontation as dinner theater while methodically slicing an apple, and Katelynn, who had arrived with a guitar expecting something rather different from what she witnessed. When Obadiah asked, "Who you rooting for?" she could only manage confusion about the group's actual purpose.
That purpose became a point of brief debate even among the participants themselves. "We can be two things!" Remy insisted when the sex cult designation was questioned, though the group's immediate priority became clear as someone shouted "Scatter!" and they dispersed into the November evening, leaving behind only the dying embers of their interdimensional bonfire and the lingering question of what barriers, exactly, had been successfully weakened between Haven and the Other.
The Windermere Courtyard stood empty by six o'clock, its Gothic arches having witnessed another evening where academic grounds served purposes decidedly absent from any university charter.
Wolf Battles Giant Crab Over Briefcase
The rain-slicked rooftops of Highgate became an unlikely battleground early Wednesday morning when what began as a dispute over a briefcase—and possibly baked goods—transformed into something far more primal: a wolf locked in combat with a giant crab beneath the storm-darkened sky.
At 12:17 AM, Mercy arrived at the scene with crossbow in hand and priorities that seemed, at first, refreshingly straightforward. "AIGH' JUS' GIMME THE BAKED GOODS AN' NO ONE GETS HURT!!" she shouted into the rain, though her focus quickly shifted when Avalon appeared, both fighters recognizing the true prize at stake. The mysterious briefcase sat between them like a gauntlet thrown, and neither combatant showed any inclination toward negotiation.
What followed was a display of marksmanship that would have embarrassed a blindfolded novice—crossbow bolts sparked harmlessly off wet concrete while gunshots disappeared into the darkness, the storm seemingly conspiring to prevent either fighter from landing a decisive blow. Mercy, growing increasingly creative with her threats, warned with characteristic eloquence: "M'gonna shoot you in the dick if you keep comin'." Avalon, for his part, pressed forward through the rain, his taunts cutting through the storm: "Come here, coward," and later, with mounting frustration, "Come here, fucker."
The confrontation took a decidedly supernatural turn when both combatants abandoned their human forms entirely—Mercy shifting into a wolf with practiced ease while Avalon underwent a more dramatic transformation, his body expanding and reshaping itself into the armored form of a Pseudocarcinus Gigas, a giant crab whose screech witnesses later described as reminiscent of nails on a whiteboard. The rooftop, already treacherous with rain, became an arena for a battle that seemed pulled from fever dreams: lupine fangs seeking purchase on chitinous armor, massive pincers snapping through the air where fur and flesh had been moments before.
The wolf lunged repeatedly, searching for weakness in the crustacean's natural armor, but Avalon's transformed state proved too formidable. A crushing pinch to Mercy's shoulder ended the confrontation decisively, sending the wounded wolf retreating into the night while Avalon claimed his prize. The Illusium Court operative disappeared into the darkness with the briefcase, leaving behind only the echo of that terrible screech and puddles disturbed by the violence.
Jasper, representing the Iron Moon Lodge, maintained a careful distance throughout the encounter, taking cover only after the battle's conclusion—a reminder that in New Haven's complex factional landscape, sometimes the wisest strategy is simply knowing when not to engage. The contents of the briefcase remain unknown, though given the ferocity of the battle fought over it, one suspects it contained something more valuable than mere baked goods.
Celebrants Recover Plans in Street Fight
Three members of the Celebrants of Wonder recovered stolen plans from an Illusium Court agent in a violent confrontation on the Ivory Quarter's misty streets Monday afternoon.
The incident began when Avalon and Jakem spotted Matias, an Illusium Court operative, harassing students about their political lapel pins. Jakem confirmed Matias possessed the "Plans to the Lightly Wounded Star," prompting immediate action.
"Well, if we are under heavy fire, I can cover you, but that's about it, I'm only good from up close… Oh, and I'll be naked," Avalon warned his partner before charging into combat. The shapeshifter engaged Matias's intern while Jakem provided covering fire with his pistol.
A summoned entity described as a "standard-issue blonde babe" joined the assault, harassing Matias in close quarters. The Court agent divided his attention between returning fire and continuing to berate passing students about their Conclave pins, demanding they wear Windermere owl pins instead.
The battle shifted when Teagan arrived with her bow. She immediately shot the intern in the leg, forcing the wounded subordinate to retreat from the field. Her entrance freed the team to concentrate their assault on Matias.
Avalon transformed first into a wolverine, then dramatically shapeshifted into a massive Giant Crab. Witnesses described the creature as bright red and pink, grown to a size "no crab should always reach," its pincers snapping at the arcanist while absorbing incoming attacks.
"It's a shame this wasn't by the beach… Could have been fun with water," Avalon remarked about his crustacean form.
Teagan maintained steady arrow fire from distance while the giant crab and summoned ally kept Matias engaged in melee combat. The coordinated assault from multiple directions overwhelmed the Court agent's defenses.
Matias fled the scene under the barrage of arrows, bullets, and snapping claws. Teagan secured the dropped briefcase containing the stolen plans. The Celebrants extracted successfully with their objective.
The Ivory Quarter returned to its usual afternoon routine within minutes of the confrontation's end.
The recovered plans detail construction specifications for a device whose purpose remains classified by Celebrant leadership.
Spy Exposed by Pen Color Question
A Sunday evening game of "Spyfall" at a Highgate lounge ended with unanimous victory for the non-spies after Matthew's confounding question about pen colors gave away his covert role, though not before a dangerous creature alert sent four players rushing from the table mid-game.
The social deduction game, hosted by Dovie at the local establishment, drew an eclectic mix of participants who gathered over tacos and cider to test their skills at deception and detection. "I was born for this," declared Kai as the game commenced, though his early attempt to unmask Preston as the spy failed to gain traction with the group.
The evening's most memorable exchanges came courtesy of Malin, whose responses to simple questions veered into mathematical territory. When asked about getting lost, she launched into calculations involving "one point two aisles per minute" and "traveling westbound a zero point six lengths per second," leaving fellow players bemused but entertained. Her philosophical musings extended to theft scenarios, where she expressed a desire to steal a kiwi because she wanted to be "green and sweet" like the fruit. "I believe I am incapable of changing," Malin noted at one point, though the context of this existential declaration remained as enigmatic as her other contributions.
Gabriel emerged as the evening's most persistent interrogator, targeting Matthew from the outset. "Just look at him. He's the epitome of sketchy," Gabriel insisted, citing Matthew's shirt and demeanor as evidence. The rivalry between the two dominated much of the gameplay, with Gabriel claiming frequent visits to the mystery location while Matthew grew increasingly defensive.
The game faced an unexpected interruption when an alert about a dangerous creature sent Jasper, Avalon, Jakem, and Mercy departing abruptly to address the threat—a reminder that even Sunday game nights in New Haven can't entirely escape the city's supernatural realities. The remaining players pressed on, with the investigation intensifying around Matthew's increasingly suspicious behavior.
The turning point came when Matthew posed a baffling question to Gabriel about pen colors, asking what color pen he would use at the location. "That is not a spy color," Matthew responded to Gabriel's answer, a non sequitur that united the remaining players in suspicion. Preston formally called for a vote, and with Kaelyn casting the deciding ballot, the group unanimously identified Matthew as the spy.
Matthew's admission confirmed their deduction, and Dovie revealed the secret location had been a supermarket all along—making Chance's earlier clue about "arguing couples and screaming kids" particularly apt. As guests departed with leftover tacos and cider, the evening stood as a testament to Highgate's ability to maintain normalcy even as the supernatural world occasionally intrudes, requiring only a brief pause before the games resume.
Operatives Extract Captive From Fae Lord
Three operatives from New Haven's 404 unit successfully extracted a captive from an ancient Fae lord's compound in Germany this week, according to mission reports obtained by this newspaper. The rescue of Vienna, held at the Winterruh Villa, involved multiple incursions into German territory and culminated in a narrow escape from Lord Winterruh himself.
The operation began with team leader Lykaia, alongside operatives Eirwen and Liv, establishing contact with local sources who provided blueprints of the target location. Their initial meeting was compromised when Black Ivy Security forces crashed through the windows of a village establishment. According to field reports, Liv deployed what witnesses described as "Sun Aspect" magic during the ensuing confrontation, manifesting illusory wings before engaging with her Nordic axe.
"No dead bodies, or die Polizei will end up involved," Lykaia reportedly instructed her team during the engagement, emphasizing the need for discretion in foreign territory. The team neutralized the security forces non-lethally before withdrawing to reassess their approach.
In subsequent preparation phases, Lykaia and Eirwen returned to sanitize evidence of supernatural activity, administering memory-wiping syringes to local civilians who had witnessed the earlier confrontation. The pair also retrieved what sources describe as a magical artifact from beneath St. Marienkapelle church, where they discovered non-Christian motifs hidden behind the altar.
The rescue attempt itself occurred during heavy snowfall, with the operatives initially attempting a stealth approach through the forest surrounding the villa. Plans changed dramatically when Eirwen slipped on ice and was spotted by perimeter guards. "It is GTFO time!" Eirwen reportedly declared, adapting modern slang she had recently learned from her partner.
The team pivoted to a direct assault, accessing the villa through an underground tunnel system and locating Vienna in a concealed room on the second floor. Their extraction triggered immediate pursuit by Lord Winterruh, who transformed into what witnesses described as a massive white wolf.
The escape sequence involved a high-speed chase through snowy German roads to reach their extraction point—a Mirrorgate portal back to New Haven. In keeping with her reputation, Lykaia rigged their vehicle with C4 explosives. "Look, I just love exploding things," she had noted during an earlier phase of the mission, prompting Eirwen to coin the term "explosivemaniac" for her partner.
The operatives successfully returned through the portal with Vienna, with Lykaia detonating the vehicle and diving through the mirror moments before the pursuing wolf could reach them. The explosion eliminated evidence of their presence while providing cover for their interdimensional escape.
The rescue represents a successful projection of New Haven operational capabilities into European territory, though the confrontation with Lord Winterruh may have diplomatic implications for future supernatural relations between the cities.

