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Spears Of The Seas Operation In District 82
In a treacherous field near District 82, the Warlock Dralech's enchanted succubi lingerie becomes the centerpiece of a fierce skirmish. The unlikely band dubbed the Spears of the Sea converged onto the rise, each member driven by their own motives. Harriet and Samantha led the rush to seize the magical garments, their weapons ablaze with futile rounds as they navigated the enemy onslaught. Amidst the chaotic encounter, Karn and Arl, the infernal guards transporting the lingerie chest, found themselves bewildered by the ensuing conflict. A grizzled Karn expressed a dark humor in light of their situation, even as Arl questioned the bizarre nature of their cargo.
As the surreal battle intensified, the Spears scattered their adversaries with an array of missed shots and runes, leading to close combat. Avi, Samantha, and Harriet sparred fiercely while Magnus revealed his true viking spirit, invoking blessings from the Mother Freyja upon the peculiar relic. Meanwhile, the guards succumbed to the relentless tide of fury, their last breaths painting a tragic scene on the battlefield. An infernal Knight appeared, riding a nightmare steed, challenging Magnus and his comrades with formidable might.
Yet, in a twist of fate, the Spears manage to claim victory, Magnus taking possession of the enchanted lingerie. Driven by an inexplicable compulsion, he proclaimed the potency of the mystical undies and their role in carnal manifestations of love. As the Spears retreated, so too did the battle between fabric preferences, adding a whimsical thread to their hasty escape. Avi, now bound by an overwhelming preoccupation with the enchanted lingerie, conspired with Samantha as they concocted falsehoods of naked lovers to lure one another to safety.
While the Spears embarked toward the extraction point, neighboring bushes allegedly concealed Avi's elusive partner. Magnus basked in anticipated intimate victories, the outcome a conquest for love and lineage. The Spears descended into collective madness, the rippling effects of the lingerie ensnaring their minds amidst the darkened skies. Conversations of nut huts and manties floated aimlessly as the Spears toed the line of triumph and absurdity, the relic's magic a pervasive force upon their fates. With the extraction point within grasp, the Spears' absurd tale came to a bizarre yet success-ridden conclusion, securing the Autocratic Extremists Alliance a peculiar victory, with the power of enchanted lingerie guiding them home.
At Thu Jan 11 2024, in a field near District 82
Mission: Intercept enchanted sucubi lingerie and bring it back to the extraction point.
The Warlock Dralech is known as one of the most skilled enchanters in the Districts of Hell. One of the archdukes of the infernal has requested a rather unusual job, that he enchant a set of most revealing and expensive lingerie for one of the dukes favorite sucubi. The articles in question are making their way through the southern reaches of District 82 on their way back from the warlock and for anyone looking to gain an item of high magical value the field just outside of South Bend would make an ideal ambush location.
A field outside of South Bend
It is night, about 50F(10C) degrees, and the sky is partly covered by dark grey clouds. There is a new moon.
Samantha says "Huh... "
Samantha charges toward rise.
Magnus says "Where to?"
Harriet charges toward Samantha.
Samantha sets off at a jog for the rise. "Ok, lets take this rise."
Avi charges toward rise.
Karn, the captain of the guard, nudged his comrade, Arl with a gauntleted elbow.
"Good weather for a stroll through the fields, eh, Arl?" the grizzled veteran said, his voice nothing more than the dry rustle of autumn leaves.
Arl, the younger of the two, merely grunted. He was far too busy staring at the small makeshift chest that contained the unlikely bounty. "Why the bloody hell would the archduke want enchanted lingerie in the first place?"
"Makes a succubus feel special, I reckon. After all, it's not everyday you get bedecked in silk and lace woven together by a warlock," Karn dismissed, chuckling at the ridiculousness of their task.
"Special or not," Arl said, eyeing the demonic landscapes around them nervously, "I dont feel comfortable transporting such expensive ware. It's like we're asking for trouble."
"Aye," Karn muttered, eyes scanning their surroundings vigilantly, "We're sitting ducks. Dralech might be incredible at enchantments but couldn't he also have rigged the damn thing to cloak itself?"
They slowed their steady march, senses heightened.@line
"You think we're children?" Karn snarled, clapping a palm against the dark iron flanks of his plate armor. "We're guards of an infernal archduke, boy. We swallow trouble whole and spit it out for breakfast."
"Yeah, well..." Arl's voice trailed off as a faint crunch echoed along the field, distinctly not from their boots nor formed by the land around them. His eyes narrowed suspiciously, the murky green brightening into a harsh, jade glow. "We may have to chew a little faster..."
Magnus charges toward Samantha.
Harriet fires off a shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret which misses him.
Samantha charges toward rise.
Harriet charges toward rise.
Avi charges toward rise.
Magnus says "Going to the rise!"
Harriet aims her rifle to the north, expressing to Samantha and Avi, "We've got ten incoming."
A figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret fires off a shot at Magnus which misses him.
Samantha says "Ok, open up on those blue berets."
Harriet fires off a shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret which misses him.
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret with her M4, it misses him.
Samantha digs in a little at the top of the rise, trying to get a firing line going with the rest of the group at the top of the hill.
Magnus says "Who is the hazel eyed man?"
Magnus says "Shall I destroy him?"
Magnus charges toward rise.
Samantha says "That's Avi, he's with us."
"I'd rather you didn't," Avi says as he checks his gun.
Harriet fires off a shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret which misses him.
Samantha draws a rune in the air with her fingertip, water vapor trailing behind her finger.
Magnus says "Well met, friend Avi. We will do battle together."
Magnus charges toward rise.
"Ok Harry and I can snipe them down, you guys are the second line if they get closer." Samantha calls out as she settles into a good sniper spot.
Harriet fires off a shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret which impacts against his armor.
a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret fades out of the nightmare.
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret with her M4, it sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
Magnus hefts his broadsword, unslinging his bow as he says, "I will show them my blade if they come closer."
"Why are there so many of them?" Avi bitches. "It's just lingerie."
"Magic demon lingerie." Samantha points out to Avi as she lines up another shot.
Harriet keeps her attention focused on the incoming attackers, firing off shot after shot. She raises both naturally arched eyebrows as she listens to Magnus, then to Avi. "/Just/ lingerie?"
Magnus draws and quickly fires an arrow at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret, it sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
Harriet fires off a shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret which sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
Avi fires off a shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret which misses him.
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret with her M4, it sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
Magnus says "This is the most powerful relic of underwear that has ever been sewn. A true artifact of power!"
Samantha hunkers down as the incoming fire drives up soil in spurts all around them.
Magnus draws and quickly fires an arrow at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret, it impacts against his armor.
Harriet fires off a shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret which sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
Avi fires off a shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret which impacts against his armor.
"Unless it spanks the wearer's ass for you, it's still just panties," Avi says stubbornly.
Samantha fires off a quick shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret with her M4, it impacts against his armor.
Harriet dares to ask Avi, "Are you one of those men who thinks lingerie is a waste because it is only going to end up on the floor?" as she focuses in on the latest figure.
Magnus draws and quickly fires an arrow at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
"Brace for the charge..." Samantha warns those behind her.
Harriet fires off a shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret which impacts against his armor.
Magnus moves protectively towards Samantha.
Magnus says "I shall protect Samantha."
Samantha fires off a quick shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret with her M4, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret fades out of the nightmare.
"What does that even mean?" Avi asks Samantha, frowning warily.
"Come and face me, cowards!" Magnus roars out to the figures.
Magnus swings his weapon at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret, it is parried by him.
Harriet swings her weapon at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret, it is parried by him.
"Whose baby alligator is that?" Avi asks, momentarily distracted.
Avi launches a stab at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret fades out of the nightmare.
Samantha lashes out at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret with her spear, it is parried by him.
A figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret launches a stab at Magnus, it is parried by his large steel broadsword.
A figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret launches a stab at Samantha, it is parried by her pair of fighting tridents.
a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret fades out of the nightmare.
"Finally, battle is at it's best! A true test of strength, you small people!" Magnus roars as he slashes and parries with his massive broadsword.
Harriet swings her weapon at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret, it is parried by him.
"That's Crikey." Samantha explains to Avi as they fall upon the sapphire martyrs, chopping them to pieces. "Nice." She tells him with a grin when he stabs one to death.
Magnus swings his weapon at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret fades out of the nightmare.
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons with her M4, it misses him.
Bellowing out to someone, Magnus roars, "I have slain one of yours! Come meet my sword, you puny underwear thief!"
Harriet fires off a shot at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons which sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
Bellowing out to a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons Magnus roars, "I have slain one of yours! Come meet my sword, you puny underwear thief!"
"One of the demon guys coming in from the northwest." Samantha calls out, turning her rifle that direction.
Magnus draws and quickly fires an arrow at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons, it misses him.
Harriet fires off a shot at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons which misses him.
"I am your doom, enemy!" Magnus yells, taunting them, "My blade thirsts for your weak flesh!"
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons with her M4, it impacts against his armor.
a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons fades out of the nightmare.
Harriet gives a -look- Magnus's way as he continues with his commentary, as if she never ever goes off on tangents and long speeches.
Samantha looks out over the battle field.
Samantha says "Alright, lets get into that log."
Samantha charges toward log.
Harriet charges toward Samantha.
Avi charges toward log.
Harriet charges toward Samantha.
Karn howled with laughter as three factions burst onto the scene, each one more gaudy than the last, and promptly began tearing each other to shreds.
"Seems we've got quite the audience, Arl!"
Beside him, Arl gaped, his usually pallid face going a shade paler as the series of unfortunate events unfolded. His fingers flexed convulsively around the leather hilt of his smoke-patterned saber, teeth audibly grinding together.
"Are they...are they fighting each other?" Arl asked, bewildered.
"Looks like," Karn replied, every line on his weather-worn face deepening in mirth. He kicked back against the dirt, almost comfortable, as the Sapphire Martyrs and the Spears of the Sea clashed in a symphony of clanging weapons and feral roars. The destined host, bearing weaponry etched with sigils too arcane for most mortal beings, lunged toward them amid the chaos.
"But aint that a ragtag bunch?" Karn drawled, swatting away a probing tendril of shadow from one of the assassins with an almost bored expression. "Can't get any worse than this."
Arl, sword unsheathed now, growled. "Don't jinx it."
With a shrug, Karn unsheathed his own monstrous blade, a wicked grin slowly spreading across his scarred visage as battle rushed toward them in a tidal wave of steel and magic. He spared a glance at the small chest and muttered under his breath more for himself than Arl.
"Goddess, protect this...um...enchanted lingerie. For all its worth, let it drive the duke's lady wild and let us poor sods survive this damned comedy."
A demonically twisted guard fades out of the nightmare.
"See!" Avi insists. "Even they don't get it."
Avi charges toward Samantha.
Samantha keeps her head low as she dashes across the field towards the large log where the two different groups of demon worshippers fight it out. "Don't notice us... We're very small..."
Bellowing out a challenge, Magnus yells out, "Give me the panties, you cowards! We are the saviors of love and lust!"
A demonically twisted guard fades out of the nightmare.
Avi charges toward log.
Samantha charges toward log.
Harriet charges toward log.
Magnus charges toward log.
A demonically twisted guard fades out of the nightmare.
a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons has enchanted sucubi lingerie.
A figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons fires off a shot at Samantha which sends up a spray of soil near her feet.
A figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons fires off a shot at Samantha which sends up a spray of soil near her feet.
A figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons launches a stab at Samantha, it is parried by her pair of fighting tridents.
Samantha charges toward log.
Samantha lashes out at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons with her spear, it impacts against his armor.
Harriet charges toward log.
Magnus charges toward a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons.
Magnus swings his weapon at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons fades out of the nightmare.
Magnus has enchanted sucubi lingerie.
A figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons launches a stab at Samantha, it is parried by her pair of fighting tridents.
A figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons launches a stab at Samantha, it is parried by her pair of fighting tridents.
A figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons launches a stab at Samantha, it is parried by her pair of fighting tridents.
Magnus says "I HAVE TAKEN THINE PANTIES, YOU DEMONS!"
Avi charges toward log.
Samantha lashes out at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons with her spear, it is parried by him.
Harriet charges toward log.
Magnus says "I will run them to the succubus! Their lust will be cherished, and their sex will be a glorious battle! Mother Freyja will be pleased!"
Harriet swings her weapon at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons, it is parried by him.
a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons fades out of the nightmare.
A figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons launches a stab at Samantha, it is parried by her pair of fighting tridents.
A figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons launches a stab at Samantha, it is parried by her pair of fighting tridents.
Avi charges toward log.
Karn fought like a rabid bull, his monstrous blade mowing through the horde of the destined host, each swing accompanied by the gushing sound of severed body parts hitting the dirt-strewn ground. But for every one he took down, two more seemed to pop up in their place. Beside him, Arl too was battling valiantly, his less experienced but deft strokes keeping the attackers at bay.
And then it happened, a shadowy tendril broke past Karn's defenses, wrapping around his armored torso with jarring strength. Despite his struggle, he was flung like a ragdoll into the fray, leaving Arl alone against the onslaught.
Arl slashed wildly, his jade green eyes wide in terror. As Karn's body smashed into a boulder, a rippling ripple of shock washed over the remaining guard. "Karn!" he cried out, reaching for his fallen friend, but his voice was swallowed by the chaotic sounds of battle.
Turning around just in time to ward off an overhead blow, Arl was unaware of the second attacker sneaking up from behind. There was a swift sound of metal cutting through the air, followed by a gasp as Arl stumbled forward, gripped by a sudden pain in his back. He fell to his knees, a pool of crimson blossoming beneath him.
Out of the corner of his vision, he saw the Spears of the Sea join the fray, their war cries echoing in the distance. He tried to raise his weapon, to fight back, but his strength was already ebbing away, his life draining with each beat of his heart.
"Karn," Arl mumbled, desperately crawling towards his friend, the world tinting crimson around him. But his strength gave up way too soon, and with one last sigh, he collapsed next to Karn, his outstretched hand falling just inches short of his friend's prone body.
Their breaths left them in wisps of ghost-like smoke, their sightless eyes staring at nothingness. Karn and Arl, the guardians of the infamous enchanted lingerie, had succumbed to their death on the bloody battlefield of Southern Bend's fields, with the ironic symphony of clashing weapons and victorious roars as their haunting eulogy.
Samantha lashes out at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons with her spear, it impacts against his armor.
Harriet swings her weapon at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons fades out of the nightmare.
A figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons launches a stab at Samantha, it ineffectually wounds her right leg.
a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons fades out of the nightmare.
Avi charges toward log.
Samantha says "Uh Magnus, where are you going?"
"You will not stop me this day, Demon! I will deliver these panties for sexual conquest!" Magnus says
Magnus says "Are we not supposed to put these to the extraction?"
Harriet gazes after someone, and then she tells Samantha, "You have someone going AWOL, I think."
Samantha says "Yeah but don't run off by yourself..."
Harriet gazes after someone, and then she tells Samantha, "He has a lot of spirit..." as she watches the man run off from the group.
"Should we go after him?" Avi asks.
Harriet gazes after the panty carrier, and then she tells Samantha, "He has a lot of spirit..." as she watches the man run off from the group.
Magnus says "Sexual conquest must be allowed! These panties are a relic of love and lust!"
a small, dark green baby crocodile fades out of the nightmare.
As Magnus picks up the mystical treasure, he's infused with a strange energy that prevents him from caring about anything that isn't sexual, and caring about sexual things far too much...
Harriet swings her weapon at demonic reinforcements, it is parried by her.
Samantha lashes out at demonic reinforcements with her spear, it is parried by her.
Avi launches a stab at demonic reinforcements, it strikes her armor with bruising force.
demonic reinforcements fades out of the nightmare.
Magnus says "By the Mother Freyja, these panties will bring about the birth of glorious spawn! Such sexual conquest is blessed to be judiciously fertile!"
Demonic reinforcements launches a stab at Samantha, it is parried by her pair of fighting tridents.
Harriet swings her weapon at demonic reinforcements, it is parried by her.
Magnus runs towards the extraction point.
Samantha lashes out at demonic reinforcements with her spear, it is parried by her.
"Where the fuck did they come from?" Avi asks, lashing out with his dagger. "Also, is the panty snatcher going to come back and fight, or what?"
Avi launches a stab at demonic reinforcements, it impacts against her armor.
demonic reinforcements fades out of the nightmare.
"I am a little worried about that..." Samantha admits, peering out from behind the large log. "At least the reinforcements came after us instead of him." She admits, watching the giant run across the field with his demon panties. "Alright, lets head back to the rise."
Samantha charges toward rise.
Harriet charges toward Samantha.
Avi charges toward rise.
Samantha says "Magnus, there are really uh, fertile maidens at the rise I hear."
Harriet expresses to Samantha, "This is exactly why I bring my riding crop with me places -- when people get a little too excited," and then she looks impressed over what Samantha says to Magnus.
Harriet charges toward Samantha.
Magnus says "FERTILE MAIDENS AT THE RISE? WE SHALL DELIVER UNTO THEM THIS RELIC OF FERTILITY!"
Samantha charges toward rise.
"Avi, I'm gonna need to to pretend to be a fertile maiden." Samantha explains as she jogs back towards the hill.
"By blessed Mother Freyja, these fertile maidens shall birth fruitful dozens of childer. Let us pray for their carnal congress with their lovers." Magnus bellows as he holds up the relic panties in the air, "Blessed Mother Freyja, let these wombs be fertile for your blessings, and may they spawn plenty of offspring for battle and life!"
"I feel like there's enough people pretending to be fertile maidens, can't one of you two do it?" Avi demands of Samantha, gesturing toward Harriet as well.
"Cause I'm the boss and Harry has sworn an oath like the Duke in Bridgerton season one." Samantha explains in a pant as she labors up the side of the hill.
Magnus charges toward rise.
Samantha charges toward rise.
Harriet gives Avi a double take, and then she nods in complete agreement with Samantha's claim.
Harriet charges toward rise.
Avi charges toward rise.
"Okay but a little corrective rape and he got over his issues, so..." Avi suggests.
Magnus charges toward rise.
Harriet charges toward rise.
Samantha finally gets to the top of the hill and sits down, panting. "Ok we can deal with the next wave here, then head for the... whatever." She explains with a wave off towards the extraction area. She looks between Magnus and his prize. "How you feeling there big guy?"
Avi charges toward rise.
Harriet asks Samantha, "Can I hit him?" about Avi.
Roaring with anger, Magnus says, "That is the utmost sin against Mother! There is not such thing as...that." Magnus says with a frown, "The Mother Freyja is a goddess of Love and Birth, Battle and Death. I will destroy such things as corrective...what you said."
"You don't want me to corrective rape you?" Samantha asks Harriet with a pout.
"With what, your panties?" Avi asks Magnus doubtfully.
Avi charges toward rise.
Harriet admits, "It is impossible to rape the willing, my darling," to Samantha.
"I didn't come here to be force-fed lovey dovey dog food," Avi says somewhat indignantly. "Flirt when you get home."
Looking to Samantha, his eyes full of joy, Magnus says, "I am feeling charged up, Holy and with purpose to my Goddess the Fertile Mother. We shall grant this relic of power to those who will engage in carnal congress, friend Samantha. Where are thine fertile maidens who will be with child! I will bless them!"
Samantha grins at Harriet, "Sounds like a challenge to me." she says, letting her gaze drift out over the field. "Ok, well nice job so far, was a little worried when I saw a million dudes but we're doing good, got the panties, back on our nice hill." She says, patting the ground next to her.
Avi helpfully points at Harriet when Magnus asks.
Harriet laughs softly at Samantha, until Avi points her out to Magnus as the fertile maiden.
Harriet says, "Incoming from the east."
Looking to Harriet, Magnus bellows at her, "ARE YOU TO BE FERTILE AND WITH CHILD, FRIEND HARRY? I SHALL PRAY OVER YOUR WOMB IN MY GODDESS, FREYJA'S BLESSING!"
Harriet is taken a bit off guard by Magnus's question, and she shakes her head, "No, no. No children in my womb. Ever. Thank you."
Ducking down behind the rise with his pistol in hand, Avi keeps an eye on the incoming enemies, and absolutely isn't laughing his ass off at the exchange between Magnus and Harriet. Nope.
Harriet fires off a shot at demonic reinforcements which sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at demonic reinforcements with her M4, it sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
"Samantha, where are the fertile maidens to be blessed?" Magnus says as he raises PThe bright pink panties over his head and raises his voice in prayer, "Our Fertile Mother Freyja, blessed be your womb and those wombs of your blessing. This is my prayer as your priest and your supplicants. As above, so below, we pray for fertility, that the wombs this relic touches will be full of childer and may they spawn large and massive families for you, my great Mother!"
Magnus draws and quickly fires an arrow at demonic reinforcements, it sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at demonic reinforcements with her M4, it misses him.
As the sun dipped low on the horizon, painting the sky with streaks of crimson and amber, a fresh host of infernal creatures crested the rise. Clad in the dark iron of the archduke's legions, they descended like a swarm of vengeful spirits upon the weary but victorious Spears of the Sea. Their serrated weapons gleamed grimly in the dying light as they charged, a tight-knit phalanx of destruction intent on reclaiming the prize that had slipped from their grasp. The snarling horde, creatures twisted by magics both ancient and foul, made the very ground quake beneath their unified march. Eyes burning with the unquenchable fires of the abyss, they roared in a guttural symphony of rage and unrestrained savagery. Unseen in the fading day, their monstrous silhouettes were cast long and terrible across the fields, a dark omen of the coming storm that threatened to wash over the Spears and drown them in an inescapable tide of demonic fury.
Magnus draws and quickly fires an arrow at demonic reinforcements, it misses him.
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at demonic reinforcements with her M4, it misses him.
Harriet fires off a shot at demonic reinforcements which impacts against his armor.
"Come and try to claim these panties, thy demonic beasts! I am full of the Power of Battle of my Goddess, and I am fully engorged of her Fertility! You wish not to face me, for I am of the blood of berserkers!" Magnus bellows out in challenge.
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at demonic reinforcements with her M4, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
Harriet seems to be relieved Magnus has forgotten about blessing her with immense fertility, and focuses her own attention on someone.
Harriet seems to be relieved Magnus has forgotten about blessing her with immense fertility, and focuses her own attention on demonic reinforcements.
Demonic reinforcements launches a stab at Magnus, it is parried by his large steel broadsword.
Demonic reinforcements launches a stab at Magnus, it is parried by his large steel broadsword.
Demonic reinforcements launches a stab at Magnus, it is parried by his large steel broadsword.
Magnus swings his weapon at demonic reinforcements, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
demonic reinforcements fades out of the nightmare.
Avi launches a stab at demonic reinforcements, it is parried by her.
Samantha lashes out at demonic reinforcements with her spear, it is parried by her.
Samantha shoulders her rifle as the reinforcements charge up the hill, taking out her trident and laying into one of them from the side.
Harriet swings her weapon at demonic reinforcements, it is parried by her.
demonic reinforcements fades out of the nightmare.
Roaring loudly Magnus says, "You have come to battle, weaklings, and I am ready for you!"
Demonic reinforcements launches a stab at Magnus, it is parried by his large steel broadsword.
Magnus swings his weapon at demonic reinforcements, it is parried by him.
Samantha lashes out at demonic reinforcements with her spear, it is parried by him.
Avi launches a stab at demonic reinforcements, it impacts against his armor.
Harriet swings her weapon at demonic reinforcements, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
demonic reinforcements fades out of the nightmare.
Magnus says "Do I need to move to the extraction point, Samantha? The maidens deserve their sexual gratification from this relic!"
"Nice." Samantha says with a small nod. "Magnus can you give the chest to Avi for a while? Probably best to you know, share the load." She decides.
Magnus says "Yes, We shall give it to Avi and bless him with fertility as well."
"Hands are full, sorry," Avi declines promptly.
Magnus says "How do I hand it off?"
Avi helpfully points at Harriet again.
Harriet narrows those hazel eyes of hers at Avi.
As Avi is given the small treasure chest, he's infused with a strange energy that prevents him from caring about anything that isn't sexual, and caring about sexual things far too much...
Chanting loudly, Magnus praises his goddess, "I bless you with this relic of fertility, Avi! And you are blessed with fertility from my Goddess! Go now and make thine children!"
"It would make sense to head back now." Samantha admits, chewing on her bottom lip. "But like, I kinda wanna shoot some more demon dudes first..."
Magnus says "Oh shit, a Hellknight? That looks pretty dangerous!"
"They're so small," Avi scoffs. "If I put Ari in these, it'd cut off the circulation to his junk," Avi accepts the accursed lingerie, expression thoughtful. "They probably make stuff like this that'd fit him, where's my phone?" Avi asks, and heedless of incoming danger, he stands around considering alternative lingerie options.
Harriet watches Magnus bestow upon Avi the gift of the chest. What an honour. "At least it isn't a spider," is commented Magnus about a hellknight atop a beastly mount as if arachnids were far more terrible and frightening.
The Spears of the Sea, from their fortified vantage point on the high ground, unleashed a hailstorm of deadly precision against the demonic forces charging below. Each bullet found its mark, each incantation wrought chaos, and each sword strike rang true. Their synchronization was akin to a deadly dance, fluid and lethally efficient. As the last of the reinforcements fell, the field grew silent but for the caws of carrion birds circling expectantly above.
Then, a thunderous roar rolled over the plainsa chilling, primal sound that vibrated through the bones of the earth. Over the crest of the blood-soaked hillock, an armored hellknight emerged, authority and dark purpose etched upon his fearsome visage. His towering form was clad in obsidian plate mail, reflecting the inferno within his eyes. He rode upon a beast of nightmares, its scales like shards of midnight, its eyes pools of malice and intellect. With every ground-shaking step, the creature bore its rider closer to the Spears, and the air crackled with the dark promise of violence. This was a foe of a different caliber; this was a harbinger of true Hella confluence of power and malevolence that turned the stomach of even the most steadfast. As it charged, the very atmosphere seemed to curdle in its wake, and the Spears could only brace for the onslaught that surged towards them, led by the fearsome hellknight and his terrible steed.
"That hellknight has your phone and is going to smash it and you'll never be able to send or receive smutty photos ever again." Samantha informs Avi solemnly.
"Yes, we shall find Ari such lingerie so that you shall have such fertile sexual congress with your lover!" Magnus says, not knowing of Ari is a guy or girl, "They shall be swollen with such child as to make your lineage strong and with great bounty!"
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at demonic reinforcements with her M4, it sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
Harriet fires off a shot at demonic reinforcements which misses him.
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at demonic reinforcements with her M4, it misses him.
Magnus draws and quickly fires an arrow at demonic reinforcements, it misses him.
Harriet fires off a shot at demonic reinforcements which sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
"He's definitely compensating for something," Avi gestures toward the hellknight. "No one needs that much horse between their legs unless they're lacking," Avi disses their opponent, still looking for his phone. "I don't like those banana hammock looking ones, that wouldn't be hot at all," Avi muses, still fixating on sexy bedroom attire. "Lace, maybe?"
rise fades out of the nightmare.
A hellknight atop a beastly mount fires off a shot at Avi which misses him.
Samantha says "Ooh shit."
Samantha charges toward demonic reinforcements.
Samantha fires off a quick shot at demonic reinforcements with her M4, it impacts against his armor.
"Yes, Lace." Magnus bellows, "Eyes on the prize, Avi! We shall need to meet them in battle first, then the sexual congress!"
Magnus charges toward demonic reinforcements.
Harriet fires off a shot at demonic reinforcements which impacts against his armor.
Magnus draws and quickly fires an arrow at demonic reinforcements, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
demonic reinforcements fades out of the nightmare.
As their cover is destroyed Samantha leaps to her feet and charges towards the enemies.
"Come back here, I need your opinion on chiffon," Avi heads off after Samantha.
Avi charges toward Samantha.
Demonic reinforcements launches a stab at Avi, it is parried by his silver ritual dagger.
A hellknight atop a beastly mount launches a stab at Avi, it is parried by his silver ritual dagger.
Samantha moves protectively towards Avi.
Avi launches a stab at demonic reinforcements, it is parried by him.
Samantha lashes out at demonic reinforcements with her spear, it is parried by him.
Harriet claims, "The material for your next pair of budgie smugglers can wait, I think, Avi!" to someone.
Magnus charges toward demonic reinforcements.
Magnus swings his weapon at demonic reinforcements, it is parried by him.
Harriet charges toward a hellknight atop a beastly mount.
Harriet swings her weapon at a hellknight atop a beastly mount, it is parried by her.
Harriet claims, "The material for your next pair of budgie smugglers can wait, I think, Avi!" to Avi.
"Fuck off, we're talking here," Avi sneers at the demonic back-up. "Unless, do you have opinions on g-strings versus thongs?"
Demonic reinforcements launches a stab at Samantha, it is parried by her pair of fighting tridents.
A hellknight atop a beastly mount launches a stab at Samantha, it is parried by her pair of fighting tridents.
Samantha lashes out at demonic reinforcements with her spear, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
demonic reinforcements fades out of the nightmare.
Harriet fires off a shot at a hellknight atop a beastly mount which misses her.
"A thong offers a bit more tantalizing cloth to a G string, friend Avi." Magnus notes as he swings his broadsword.
Magnus swings his weapon at a hellknight atop a beastly mount, it impacts against her armor.
A hellknight atop a beastly mount launches a stab at Magnus, it is parried by his large steel broadsword.
Samantha lashes out at a hellknight atop a beastly mount with her spear, it strikes her armor with bruising force.
a hellknight atop a beastly mount fades out of the nightmare.
emote The calm before the storm was violently shattered as the demonic reinforcements unleashed a torrent of firearm blasts and arcane bolts. The projectiles tore through the air with ferocious intent, shredding the Spears' protective cover to splinters and dust. Flames and concussive energies engulfed the high ground, rendering the terrain unrecognizablea charred and smoldering testament to the invaders' wrath. Amidst the destruction, the hellknight spurred his abhorrent mount forward, a dark comet piercing the battlefield's chaos.
With the echoes of their crumbling sanctuary ringing in their ears, the Spears had no choice but to abandon their advantageous position. They surged downward in a desperate counter-charge, abandoning the protection of cover for the desperation of close-quarters battle. The hellknight, driving his beast with infernal urgency, homed in on Avi, the keeper of the mystical lingerie. But as he bore down upon the warlock, Samantha, with the grace of a panther and the ferocity of a wildcat, stepped into the path of the advancing juggernaut. Trident drawn and eyes blazing with the light of battle, she became the bulwark between her comrade and the charging behemoth, her determination as solid as the steel she wielded.
"But does the inch or so more cloth really add much?" Avi wonders of Magnus. "Ari and I have a massive collection of really adorable matching loungewear, it's much more comfortable, I think."
Samantha skewers the knight and nods, panting. "Ok, to the extraction point, hurry. Ari is all naked at the extraction point!"
"I have found that covering the altar of fertility with more cloth does make the reveal that much more enticing!" Magnus states as he looks to the Hellknight again, "You are weak, and defeated, sir." he spits on the ground. "You are not worthy of such fertile relics."
"What?" Avi demands, frowning. "He better not be naked where anyone else can see, I'll beat his ass again."
Samantha charges toward Avi.
Samantha charges toward Avi.
Harriet calls out, "We'll have to get Avi and Ari a skimpy, matching pair of manties!"
"By our power, and the blood engorged in our veins, we are made fertile in battle and in love by Mother Freyja and the power of our bodies! Let us celebrate by being with our lovers tonight!" Magnus yells out in triumph.
Samantha tries to keep close to Avi and the precious goods as she jogs back with him towards the extraction area. "I'm not sure I like the term manties..." She muses.
Samantha charges toward Avi.
Sprinting toward the extraction point, Avi looks around with an irritable expression, lugging the chest of enchanty-panties along with him. "What's the difference between panties and manties? Do manties have like, ball pockets?" Avi guesses. "Either way, I think Ari is hiding, I don't see him anywhere," he notes, still searching.
Harriet offers up, "How about nut huts, then, honey?"
Samantha charges toward Avi.
Magnus runs towards the extraction point.
"No no, I definitely saw him." Samantha assures Avi, "Just like, behind some bushes." She claims and nods. "Sure, nut huts works."
"I do like the term Nut Hut." Magnus notes as he gives a big grin to Samantha and Harriet, "I shall be intimte with Janette later tonight. We shall concieve a child."
Samantha charges toward Avi.
"I think I saw some bushes that way!" Avi points off in the opposite direction to the extraction point, heading that way. "Aristotle Wilson, you get your naked ass over here!"
"Bunch of dudes over there, but they're super far away." Samantha comments and shakes her head at Avi "No no no, he's behind these bushes over here, I swear, he was saying nice things to people and smiling."
The Autocratic Extremists Alliance has proved victorious.
As the surreal battle intensified, the Spears scattered their adversaries with an array of missed shots and runes, leading to close combat. Avi, Samantha, and Harriet sparred fiercely while Magnus revealed his true viking spirit, invoking blessings from the Mother Freyja upon the peculiar relic. Meanwhile, the guards succumbed to the relentless tide of fury, their last breaths painting a tragic scene on the battlefield. An infernal Knight appeared, riding a nightmare steed, challenging Magnus and his comrades with formidable might.
Yet, in a twist of fate, the Spears manage to claim victory, Magnus taking possession of the enchanted lingerie. Driven by an inexplicable compulsion, he proclaimed the potency of the mystical undies and their role in carnal manifestations of love. As the Spears retreated, so too did the battle between fabric preferences, adding a whimsical thread to their hasty escape. Avi, now bound by an overwhelming preoccupation with the enchanted lingerie, conspired with Samantha as they concocted falsehoods of naked lovers to lure one another to safety.
While the Spears embarked toward the extraction point, neighboring bushes allegedly concealed Avi's elusive partner. Magnus basked in anticipated intimate victories, the outcome a conquest for love and lineage. The Spears descended into collective madness, the rippling effects of the lingerie ensnaring their minds amidst the darkened skies. Conversations of nut huts and manties floated aimlessly as the Spears toed the line of triumph and absurdity, the relic's magic a pervasive force upon their fates. With the extraction point within grasp, the Spears' absurd tale came to a bizarre yet success-ridden conclusion, securing the Autocratic Extremists Alliance a peculiar victory, with the power of enchanted lingerie guiding them home.
At Thu Jan 11 2024, in a field near District 82
Mission: Intercept enchanted sucubi lingerie and bring it back to the extraction point.
The Warlock Dralech is known as one of the most skilled enchanters in the Districts of Hell. One of the archdukes of the infernal has requested a rather unusual job, that he enchant a set of most revealing and expensive lingerie for one of the dukes favorite sucubi. The articles in question are making their way through the southern reaches of District 82 on their way back from the warlock and for anyone looking to gain an item of high magical value the field just outside of South Bend would make an ideal ambush location.
A field outside of South Bend
It is night, about 50F(10C) degrees, and the sky is partly covered by dark grey clouds. There is a new moon.
Samantha says "Huh... "
Samantha charges toward rise.
Magnus says "Where to?"
Harriet charges toward Samantha.
Samantha sets off at a jog for the rise. "Ok, lets take this rise."
Avi charges toward rise.
Karn, the captain of the guard, nudged his comrade, Arl with a gauntleted elbow.
"Good weather for a stroll through the fields, eh, Arl?" the grizzled veteran said, his voice nothing more than the dry rustle of autumn leaves.
Arl, the younger of the two, merely grunted. He was far too busy staring at the small makeshift chest that contained the unlikely bounty. "Why the bloody hell would the archduke want enchanted lingerie in the first place?"
"Makes a succubus feel special, I reckon. After all, it's not everyday you get bedecked in silk and lace woven together by a warlock," Karn dismissed, chuckling at the ridiculousness of their task.
"Special or not," Arl said, eyeing the demonic landscapes around them nervously, "I dont feel comfortable transporting such expensive ware. It's like we're asking for trouble."
"Aye," Karn muttered, eyes scanning their surroundings vigilantly, "We're sitting ducks. Dralech might be incredible at enchantments but couldn't he also have rigged the damn thing to cloak itself?"
They slowed their steady march, senses heightened.@line
"You think we're children?" Karn snarled, clapping a palm against the dark iron flanks of his plate armor. "We're guards of an infernal archduke, boy. We swallow trouble whole and spit it out for breakfast."
"Yeah, well..." Arl's voice trailed off as a faint crunch echoed along the field, distinctly not from their boots nor formed by the land around them. His eyes narrowed suspiciously, the murky green brightening into a harsh, jade glow. "We may have to chew a little faster..."
Magnus charges toward Samantha.
Harriet fires off a shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret which misses him.
Samantha charges toward rise.
Harriet charges toward rise.
Avi charges toward rise.
Magnus says "Going to the rise!"
Harriet aims her rifle to the north, expressing to Samantha and Avi, "We've got ten incoming."
A figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret fires off a shot at Magnus which misses him.
Samantha says "Ok, open up on those blue berets."
Harriet fires off a shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret which misses him.
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret with her M4, it misses him.
Samantha digs in a little at the top of the rise, trying to get a firing line going with the rest of the group at the top of the hill.
Magnus says "Who is the hazel eyed man?"
Magnus says "Shall I destroy him?"
Magnus charges toward rise.
Samantha says "That's Avi, he's with us."
"I'd rather you didn't," Avi says as he checks his gun.
Harriet fires off a shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret which misses him.
Samantha draws a rune in the air with her fingertip, water vapor trailing behind her finger.
Magnus says "Well met, friend Avi. We will do battle together."
Magnus charges toward rise.
"Ok Harry and I can snipe them down, you guys are the second line if they get closer." Samantha calls out as she settles into a good sniper spot.
Harriet fires off a shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret which impacts against his armor.
a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret fades out of the nightmare.
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret with her M4, it sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
Magnus hefts his broadsword, unslinging his bow as he says, "I will show them my blade if they come closer."
"Why are there so many of them?" Avi bitches. "It's just lingerie."
"Magic demon lingerie." Samantha points out to Avi as she lines up another shot.
Harriet keeps her attention focused on the incoming attackers, firing off shot after shot. She raises both naturally arched eyebrows as she listens to Magnus, then to Avi. "/Just/ lingerie?"
Magnus draws and quickly fires an arrow at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret, it sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
Harriet fires off a shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret which sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
Avi fires off a shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret which misses him.
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret with her M4, it sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
Magnus says "This is the most powerful relic of underwear that has ever been sewn. A true artifact of power!"
Samantha hunkers down as the incoming fire drives up soil in spurts all around them.
Magnus draws and quickly fires an arrow at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret, it impacts against his armor.
Harriet fires off a shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret which sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
Avi fires off a shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret which impacts against his armor.
"Unless it spanks the wearer's ass for you, it's still just panties," Avi says stubbornly.
Samantha fires off a quick shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret with her M4, it impacts against his armor.
Harriet dares to ask Avi, "Are you one of those men who thinks lingerie is a waste because it is only going to end up on the floor?" as she focuses in on the latest figure.
Magnus draws and quickly fires an arrow at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
"Brace for the charge..." Samantha warns those behind her.
Harriet fires off a shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret which impacts against his armor.
Magnus moves protectively towards Samantha.
Magnus says "I shall protect Samantha."
Samantha fires off a quick shot at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret with her M4, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret fades out of the nightmare.
"What does that even mean?" Avi asks Samantha, frowning warily.
"Come and face me, cowards!" Magnus roars out to the figures.
Magnus swings his weapon at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret, it is parried by him.
Harriet swings her weapon at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret, it is parried by him.
"Whose baby alligator is that?" Avi asks, momentarily distracted.
Avi launches a stab at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret fades out of the nightmare.
Samantha lashes out at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret with her spear, it is parried by him.
A figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret launches a stab at Magnus, it is parried by his large steel broadsword.
A figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret launches a stab at Samantha, it is parried by her pair of fighting tridents.
a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret fades out of the nightmare.
"Finally, battle is at it's best! A true test of strength, you small people!" Magnus roars as he slashes and parries with his massive broadsword.
Harriet swings her weapon at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret, it is parried by him.
"That's Crikey." Samantha explains to Avi as they fall upon the sapphire martyrs, chopping them to pieces. "Nice." She tells him with a grin when he stabs one to death.
Magnus swings his weapon at a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
a figure in urban combat gear with a dark blue beret fades out of the nightmare.
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons with her M4, it misses him.
Bellowing out to someone, Magnus roars, "I have slain one of yours! Come meet my sword, you puny underwear thief!"
Harriet fires off a shot at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons which sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
Bellowing out to a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons Magnus roars, "I have slain one of yours! Come meet my sword, you puny underwear thief!"
"One of the demon guys coming in from the northwest." Samantha calls out, turning her rifle that direction.
Magnus draws and quickly fires an arrow at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons, it misses him.
Harriet fires off a shot at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons which misses him.
"I am your doom, enemy!" Magnus yells, taunting them, "My blade thirsts for your weak flesh!"
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons with her M4, it impacts against his armor.
a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons fades out of the nightmare.
Harriet gives a -look- Magnus's way as he continues with his commentary, as if she never ever goes off on tangents and long speeches.
Samantha looks out over the battle field.
Samantha says "Alright, lets get into that log."
Samantha charges toward log.
Harriet charges toward Samantha.
Avi charges toward log.
Harriet charges toward Samantha.
Karn howled with laughter as three factions burst onto the scene, each one more gaudy than the last, and promptly began tearing each other to shreds.
"Seems we've got quite the audience, Arl!"
Beside him, Arl gaped, his usually pallid face going a shade paler as the series of unfortunate events unfolded. His fingers flexed convulsively around the leather hilt of his smoke-patterned saber, teeth audibly grinding together.
"Are they...are they fighting each other?" Arl asked, bewildered.
"Looks like," Karn replied, every line on his weather-worn face deepening in mirth. He kicked back against the dirt, almost comfortable, as the Sapphire Martyrs and the Spears of the Sea clashed in a symphony of clanging weapons and feral roars. The destined host, bearing weaponry etched with sigils too arcane for most mortal beings, lunged toward them amid the chaos.
"But aint that a ragtag bunch?" Karn drawled, swatting away a probing tendril of shadow from one of the assassins with an almost bored expression. "Can't get any worse than this."
Arl, sword unsheathed now, growled. "Don't jinx it."
With a shrug, Karn unsheathed his own monstrous blade, a wicked grin slowly spreading across his scarred visage as battle rushed toward them in a tidal wave of steel and magic. He spared a glance at the small chest and muttered under his breath more for himself than Arl.
"Goddess, protect this...um...enchanted lingerie. For all its worth, let it drive the duke's lady wild and let us poor sods survive this damned comedy."
A demonically twisted guard fades out of the nightmare.
"See!" Avi insists. "Even they don't get it."
Avi charges toward Samantha.
Samantha keeps her head low as she dashes across the field towards the large log where the two different groups of demon worshippers fight it out. "Don't notice us... We're very small..."
Bellowing out a challenge, Magnus yells out, "Give me the panties, you cowards! We are the saviors of love and lust!"
A demonically twisted guard fades out of the nightmare.
Avi charges toward log.
Samantha charges toward log.
Harriet charges toward log.
Magnus charges toward log.
A demonically twisted guard fades out of the nightmare.
a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons has enchanted sucubi lingerie.
A figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons fires off a shot at Samantha which sends up a spray of soil near her feet.
A figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons fires off a shot at Samantha which sends up a spray of soil near her feet.
A figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons launches a stab at Samantha, it is parried by her pair of fighting tridents.
Samantha charges toward log.
Samantha lashes out at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons with her spear, it impacts against his armor.
Harriet charges toward log.
Magnus charges toward a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons.
Magnus swings his weapon at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons fades out of the nightmare.
Magnus has enchanted sucubi lingerie.
A figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons launches a stab at Samantha, it is parried by her pair of fighting tridents.
A figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons launches a stab at Samantha, it is parried by her pair of fighting tridents.
A figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons launches a stab at Samantha, it is parried by her pair of fighting tridents.
Magnus says "I HAVE TAKEN THINE PANTIES, YOU DEMONS!"
Avi charges toward log.
Samantha lashes out at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons with her spear, it is parried by him.
Harriet charges toward log.
Magnus says "I will run them to the succubus! Their lust will be cherished, and their sex will be a glorious battle! Mother Freyja will be pleased!"
Harriet swings her weapon at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons, it is parried by him.
a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons fades out of the nightmare.
A figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons launches a stab at Samantha, it is parried by her pair of fighting tridents.
A figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons launches a stab at Samantha, it is parried by her pair of fighting tridents.
Avi charges toward log.
Karn fought like a rabid bull, his monstrous blade mowing through the horde of the destined host, each swing accompanied by the gushing sound of severed body parts hitting the dirt-strewn ground. But for every one he took down, two more seemed to pop up in their place. Beside him, Arl too was battling valiantly, his less experienced but deft strokes keeping the attackers at bay.
And then it happened, a shadowy tendril broke past Karn's defenses, wrapping around his armored torso with jarring strength. Despite his struggle, he was flung like a ragdoll into the fray, leaving Arl alone against the onslaught.
Arl slashed wildly, his jade green eyes wide in terror. As Karn's body smashed into a boulder, a rippling ripple of shock washed over the remaining guard. "Karn!" he cried out, reaching for his fallen friend, but his voice was swallowed by the chaotic sounds of battle.
Turning around just in time to ward off an overhead blow, Arl was unaware of the second attacker sneaking up from behind. There was a swift sound of metal cutting through the air, followed by a gasp as Arl stumbled forward, gripped by a sudden pain in his back. He fell to his knees, a pool of crimson blossoming beneath him.
Out of the corner of his vision, he saw the Spears of the Sea join the fray, their war cries echoing in the distance. He tried to raise his weapon, to fight back, but his strength was already ebbing away, his life draining with each beat of his heart.
"Karn," Arl mumbled, desperately crawling towards his friend, the world tinting crimson around him. But his strength gave up way too soon, and with one last sigh, he collapsed next to Karn, his outstretched hand falling just inches short of his friend's prone body.
Their breaths left them in wisps of ghost-like smoke, their sightless eyes staring at nothingness. Karn and Arl, the guardians of the infamous enchanted lingerie, had succumbed to their death on the bloody battlefield of Southern Bend's fields, with the ironic symphony of clashing weapons and victorious roars as their haunting eulogy.
Samantha lashes out at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons with her spear, it impacts against his armor.
Harriet swings her weapon at a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons fades out of the nightmare.
A figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons launches a stab at Samantha, it ineffectually wounds her right leg.
a figure clad in red and black camo with demonic sigils etched into their weapons fades out of the nightmare.
Avi charges toward log.
Samantha says "Uh Magnus, where are you going?"
"You will not stop me this day, Demon! I will deliver these panties for sexual conquest!" Magnus says
Magnus says "Are we not supposed to put these to the extraction?"
Harriet gazes after someone, and then she tells Samantha, "You have someone going AWOL, I think."
Samantha says "Yeah but don't run off by yourself..."
Harriet gazes after someone, and then she tells Samantha, "He has a lot of spirit..." as she watches the man run off from the group.
"Should we go after him?" Avi asks.
Harriet gazes after the panty carrier, and then she tells Samantha, "He has a lot of spirit..." as she watches the man run off from the group.
Magnus says "Sexual conquest must be allowed! These panties are a relic of love and lust!"
a small, dark green baby crocodile fades out of the nightmare.
As Magnus picks up the mystical treasure, he's infused with a strange energy that prevents him from caring about anything that isn't sexual, and caring about sexual things far too much...
Harriet swings her weapon at demonic reinforcements, it is parried by her.
Samantha lashes out at demonic reinforcements with her spear, it is parried by her.
Avi launches a stab at demonic reinforcements, it strikes her armor with bruising force.
demonic reinforcements fades out of the nightmare.
Magnus says "By the Mother Freyja, these panties will bring about the birth of glorious spawn! Such sexual conquest is blessed to be judiciously fertile!"
Demonic reinforcements launches a stab at Samantha, it is parried by her pair of fighting tridents.
Harriet swings her weapon at demonic reinforcements, it is parried by her.
Magnus runs towards the extraction point.
Samantha lashes out at demonic reinforcements with her spear, it is parried by her.
"Where the fuck did they come from?" Avi asks, lashing out with his dagger. "Also, is the panty snatcher going to come back and fight, or what?"
Avi launches a stab at demonic reinforcements, it impacts against her armor.
demonic reinforcements fades out of the nightmare.
"I am a little worried about that..." Samantha admits, peering out from behind the large log. "At least the reinforcements came after us instead of him." She admits, watching the giant run across the field with his demon panties. "Alright, lets head back to the rise."
Samantha charges toward rise.
Harriet charges toward Samantha.
Avi charges toward rise.
Samantha says "Magnus, there are really uh, fertile maidens at the rise I hear."
Harriet expresses to Samantha, "This is exactly why I bring my riding crop with me places -- when people get a little too excited," and then she looks impressed over what Samantha says to Magnus.
Harriet charges toward Samantha.
Magnus says "FERTILE MAIDENS AT THE RISE? WE SHALL DELIVER UNTO THEM THIS RELIC OF FERTILITY!"
Samantha charges toward rise.
"Avi, I'm gonna need to to pretend to be a fertile maiden." Samantha explains as she jogs back towards the hill.
"By blessed Mother Freyja, these fertile maidens shall birth fruitful dozens of childer. Let us pray for their carnal congress with their lovers." Magnus bellows as he holds up the relic panties in the air, "Blessed Mother Freyja, let these wombs be fertile for your blessings, and may they spawn plenty of offspring for battle and life!"
"I feel like there's enough people pretending to be fertile maidens, can't one of you two do it?" Avi demands of Samantha, gesturing toward Harriet as well.
"Cause I'm the boss and Harry has sworn an oath like the Duke in Bridgerton season one." Samantha explains in a pant as she labors up the side of the hill.
Magnus charges toward rise.
Samantha charges toward rise.
Harriet gives Avi a double take, and then she nods in complete agreement with Samantha's claim.
Harriet charges toward rise.
Avi charges toward rise.
"Okay but a little corrective rape and he got over his issues, so..." Avi suggests.
Magnus charges toward rise.
Harriet charges toward rise.
Samantha finally gets to the top of the hill and sits down, panting. "Ok we can deal with the next wave here, then head for the... whatever." She explains with a wave off towards the extraction area. She looks between Magnus and his prize. "How you feeling there big guy?"
Avi charges toward rise.
Harriet asks Samantha, "Can I hit him?" about Avi.
Roaring with anger, Magnus says, "That is the utmost sin against Mother! There is not such thing as...that." Magnus says with a frown, "The Mother Freyja is a goddess of Love and Birth, Battle and Death. I will destroy such things as corrective...what you said."
"You don't want me to corrective rape you?" Samantha asks Harriet with a pout.
"With what, your panties?" Avi asks Magnus doubtfully.
Avi charges toward rise.
Harriet admits, "It is impossible to rape the willing, my darling," to Samantha.
"I didn't come here to be force-fed lovey dovey dog food," Avi says somewhat indignantly. "Flirt when you get home."
Looking to Samantha, his eyes full of joy, Magnus says, "I am feeling charged up, Holy and with purpose to my Goddess the Fertile Mother. We shall grant this relic of power to those who will engage in carnal congress, friend Samantha. Where are thine fertile maidens who will be with child! I will bless them!"
Samantha grins at Harriet, "Sounds like a challenge to me." she says, letting her gaze drift out over the field. "Ok, well nice job so far, was a little worried when I saw a million dudes but we're doing good, got the panties, back on our nice hill." She says, patting the ground next to her.
Avi helpfully points at Harriet when Magnus asks.
Harriet laughs softly at Samantha, until Avi points her out to Magnus as the fertile maiden.
Harriet says, "Incoming from the east."
Looking to Harriet, Magnus bellows at her, "ARE YOU TO BE FERTILE AND WITH CHILD, FRIEND HARRY? I SHALL PRAY OVER YOUR WOMB IN MY GODDESS, FREYJA'S BLESSING!"
Harriet is taken a bit off guard by Magnus's question, and she shakes her head, "No, no. No children in my womb. Ever. Thank you."
Ducking down behind the rise with his pistol in hand, Avi keeps an eye on the incoming enemies, and absolutely isn't laughing his ass off at the exchange between Magnus and Harriet. Nope.
Harriet fires off a shot at demonic reinforcements which sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at demonic reinforcements with her M4, it sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
"Samantha, where are the fertile maidens to be blessed?" Magnus says as he raises PThe bright pink panties over his head and raises his voice in prayer, "Our Fertile Mother Freyja, blessed be your womb and those wombs of your blessing. This is my prayer as your priest and your supplicants. As above, so below, we pray for fertility, that the wombs this relic touches will be full of childer and may they spawn large and massive families for you, my great Mother!"
Magnus draws and quickly fires an arrow at demonic reinforcements, it sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at demonic reinforcements with her M4, it misses him.
As the sun dipped low on the horizon, painting the sky with streaks of crimson and amber, a fresh host of infernal creatures crested the rise. Clad in the dark iron of the archduke's legions, they descended like a swarm of vengeful spirits upon the weary but victorious Spears of the Sea. Their serrated weapons gleamed grimly in the dying light as they charged, a tight-knit phalanx of destruction intent on reclaiming the prize that had slipped from their grasp. The snarling horde, creatures twisted by magics both ancient and foul, made the very ground quake beneath their unified march. Eyes burning with the unquenchable fires of the abyss, they roared in a guttural symphony of rage and unrestrained savagery. Unseen in the fading day, their monstrous silhouettes were cast long and terrible across the fields, a dark omen of the coming storm that threatened to wash over the Spears and drown them in an inescapable tide of demonic fury.
Magnus draws and quickly fires an arrow at demonic reinforcements, it misses him.
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at demonic reinforcements with her M4, it misses him.
Harriet fires off a shot at demonic reinforcements which impacts against his armor.
"Come and try to claim these panties, thy demonic beasts! I am full of the Power of Battle of my Goddess, and I am fully engorged of her Fertility! You wish not to face me, for I am of the blood of berserkers!" Magnus bellows out in challenge.
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at demonic reinforcements with her M4, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
Harriet seems to be relieved Magnus has forgotten about blessing her with immense fertility, and focuses her own attention on someone.
Harriet seems to be relieved Magnus has forgotten about blessing her with immense fertility, and focuses her own attention on demonic reinforcements.
Demonic reinforcements launches a stab at Magnus, it is parried by his large steel broadsword.
Demonic reinforcements launches a stab at Magnus, it is parried by his large steel broadsword.
Demonic reinforcements launches a stab at Magnus, it is parried by his large steel broadsword.
Magnus swings his weapon at demonic reinforcements, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
demonic reinforcements fades out of the nightmare.
Avi launches a stab at demonic reinforcements, it is parried by her.
Samantha lashes out at demonic reinforcements with her spear, it is parried by her.
Samantha shoulders her rifle as the reinforcements charge up the hill, taking out her trident and laying into one of them from the side.
Harriet swings her weapon at demonic reinforcements, it is parried by her.
demonic reinforcements fades out of the nightmare.
Roaring loudly Magnus says, "You have come to battle, weaklings, and I am ready for you!"
Demonic reinforcements launches a stab at Magnus, it is parried by his large steel broadsword.
Magnus swings his weapon at demonic reinforcements, it is parried by him.
Samantha lashes out at demonic reinforcements with her spear, it is parried by him.
Avi launches a stab at demonic reinforcements, it impacts against his armor.
Harriet swings her weapon at demonic reinforcements, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
demonic reinforcements fades out of the nightmare.
Magnus says "Do I need to move to the extraction point, Samantha? The maidens deserve their sexual gratification from this relic!"
"Nice." Samantha says with a small nod. "Magnus can you give the chest to Avi for a while? Probably best to you know, share the load." She decides.
Magnus says "Yes, We shall give it to Avi and bless him with fertility as well."
"Hands are full, sorry," Avi declines promptly.
Magnus says "How do I hand it off?"
Avi helpfully points at Harriet again.
Harriet narrows those hazel eyes of hers at Avi.
As Avi is given the small treasure chest, he's infused with a strange energy that prevents him from caring about anything that isn't sexual, and caring about sexual things far too much...
Chanting loudly, Magnus praises his goddess, "I bless you with this relic of fertility, Avi! And you are blessed with fertility from my Goddess! Go now and make thine children!"
"It would make sense to head back now." Samantha admits, chewing on her bottom lip. "But like, I kinda wanna shoot some more demon dudes first..."
Magnus says "Oh shit, a Hellknight? That looks pretty dangerous!"
"They're so small," Avi scoffs. "If I put Ari in these, it'd cut off the circulation to his junk," Avi accepts the accursed lingerie, expression thoughtful. "They probably make stuff like this that'd fit him, where's my phone?" Avi asks, and heedless of incoming danger, he stands around considering alternative lingerie options.
Harriet watches Magnus bestow upon Avi the gift of the chest. What an honour. "At least it isn't a spider," is commented Magnus about a hellknight atop a beastly mount as if arachnids were far more terrible and frightening.
The Spears of the Sea, from their fortified vantage point on the high ground, unleashed a hailstorm of deadly precision against the demonic forces charging below. Each bullet found its mark, each incantation wrought chaos, and each sword strike rang true. Their synchronization was akin to a deadly dance, fluid and lethally efficient. As the last of the reinforcements fell, the field grew silent but for the caws of carrion birds circling expectantly above.
Then, a thunderous roar rolled over the plainsa chilling, primal sound that vibrated through the bones of the earth. Over the crest of the blood-soaked hillock, an armored hellknight emerged, authority and dark purpose etched upon his fearsome visage. His towering form was clad in obsidian plate mail, reflecting the inferno within his eyes. He rode upon a beast of nightmares, its scales like shards of midnight, its eyes pools of malice and intellect. With every ground-shaking step, the creature bore its rider closer to the Spears, and the air crackled with the dark promise of violence. This was a foe of a different caliber; this was a harbinger of true Hella confluence of power and malevolence that turned the stomach of even the most steadfast. As it charged, the very atmosphere seemed to curdle in its wake, and the Spears could only brace for the onslaught that surged towards them, led by the fearsome hellknight and his terrible steed.
"That hellknight has your phone and is going to smash it and you'll never be able to send or receive smutty photos ever again." Samantha informs Avi solemnly.
"Yes, we shall find Ari such lingerie so that you shall have such fertile sexual congress with your lover!" Magnus says, not knowing of Ari is a guy or girl, "They shall be swollen with such child as to make your lineage strong and with great bounty!"
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at demonic reinforcements with her M4, it sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
Harriet fires off a shot at demonic reinforcements which misses him.
Samantha goes down to one knee before firing off a three-round burst at demonic reinforcements with her M4, it misses him.
Magnus draws and quickly fires an arrow at demonic reinforcements, it misses him.
Harriet fires off a shot at demonic reinforcements which sends up a spray of soil near his feet.
"He's definitely compensating for something," Avi gestures toward the hellknight. "No one needs that much horse between their legs unless they're lacking," Avi disses their opponent, still looking for his phone. "I don't like those banana hammock looking ones, that wouldn't be hot at all," Avi muses, still fixating on sexy bedroom attire. "Lace, maybe?"
rise fades out of the nightmare.
A hellknight atop a beastly mount fires off a shot at Avi which misses him.
Samantha says "Ooh shit."
Samantha charges toward demonic reinforcements.
Samantha fires off a quick shot at demonic reinforcements with her M4, it impacts against his armor.
"Yes, Lace." Magnus bellows, "Eyes on the prize, Avi! We shall need to meet them in battle first, then the sexual congress!"
Magnus charges toward demonic reinforcements.
Harriet fires off a shot at demonic reinforcements which impacts against his armor.
Magnus draws and quickly fires an arrow at demonic reinforcements, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
demonic reinforcements fades out of the nightmare.
As their cover is destroyed Samantha leaps to her feet and charges towards the enemies.
"Come back here, I need your opinion on chiffon," Avi heads off after Samantha.
Avi charges toward Samantha.
Demonic reinforcements launches a stab at Avi, it is parried by his silver ritual dagger.
A hellknight atop a beastly mount launches a stab at Avi, it is parried by his silver ritual dagger.
Samantha moves protectively towards Avi.
Avi launches a stab at demonic reinforcements, it is parried by him.
Samantha lashes out at demonic reinforcements with her spear, it is parried by him.
Harriet claims, "The material for your next pair of budgie smugglers can wait, I think, Avi!" to someone.
Magnus charges toward demonic reinforcements.
Magnus swings his weapon at demonic reinforcements, it is parried by him.
Harriet charges toward a hellknight atop a beastly mount.
Harriet swings her weapon at a hellknight atop a beastly mount, it is parried by her.
Harriet claims, "The material for your next pair of budgie smugglers can wait, I think, Avi!" to Avi.
"Fuck off, we're talking here," Avi sneers at the demonic back-up. "Unless, do you have opinions on g-strings versus thongs?"
Demonic reinforcements launches a stab at Samantha, it is parried by her pair of fighting tridents.
A hellknight atop a beastly mount launches a stab at Samantha, it is parried by her pair of fighting tridents.
Samantha lashes out at demonic reinforcements with her spear, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
demonic reinforcements fades out of the nightmare.
Harriet fires off a shot at a hellknight atop a beastly mount which misses her.
"A thong offers a bit more tantalizing cloth to a G string, friend Avi." Magnus notes as he swings his broadsword.
Magnus swings his weapon at a hellknight atop a beastly mount, it impacts against her armor.
A hellknight atop a beastly mount launches a stab at Magnus, it is parried by his large steel broadsword.
Samantha lashes out at a hellknight atop a beastly mount with her spear, it strikes her armor with bruising force.
a hellknight atop a beastly mount fades out of the nightmare.
emote The calm before the storm was violently shattered as the demonic reinforcements unleashed a torrent of firearm blasts and arcane bolts. The projectiles tore through the air with ferocious intent, shredding the Spears' protective cover to splinters and dust. Flames and concussive energies engulfed the high ground, rendering the terrain unrecognizablea charred and smoldering testament to the invaders' wrath. Amidst the destruction, the hellknight spurred his abhorrent mount forward, a dark comet piercing the battlefield's chaos.
With the echoes of their crumbling sanctuary ringing in their ears, the Spears had no choice but to abandon their advantageous position. They surged downward in a desperate counter-charge, abandoning the protection of cover for the desperation of close-quarters battle. The hellknight, driving his beast with infernal urgency, homed in on Avi, the keeper of the mystical lingerie. But as he bore down upon the warlock, Samantha, with the grace of a panther and the ferocity of a wildcat, stepped into the path of the advancing juggernaut. Trident drawn and eyes blazing with the light of battle, she became the bulwark between her comrade and the charging behemoth, her determination as solid as the steel she wielded.
"But does the inch or so more cloth really add much?" Avi wonders of Magnus. "Ari and I have a massive collection of really adorable matching loungewear, it's much more comfortable, I think."
Samantha skewers the knight and nods, panting. "Ok, to the extraction point, hurry. Ari is all naked at the extraction point!"
"I have found that covering the altar of fertility with more cloth does make the reveal that much more enticing!" Magnus states as he looks to the Hellknight again, "You are weak, and defeated, sir." he spits on the ground. "You are not worthy of such fertile relics."
"What?" Avi demands, frowning. "He better not be naked where anyone else can see, I'll beat his ass again."
Samantha charges toward Avi.
Samantha charges toward Avi.
Harriet calls out, "We'll have to get Avi and Ari a skimpy, matching pair of manties!"
"By our power, and the blood engorged in our veins, we are made fertile in battle and in love by Mother Freyja and the power of our bodies! Let us celebrate by being with our lovers tonight!" Magnus yells out in triumph.
Samantha tries to keep close to Avi and the precious goods as she jogs back with him towards the extraction area. "I'm not sure I like the term manties..." She muses.
Samantha charges toward Avi.
Sprinting toward the extraction point, Avi looks around with an irritable expression, lugging the chest of enchanty-panties along with him. "What's the difference between panties and manties? Do manties have like, ball pockets?" Avi guesses. "Either way, I think Ari is hiding, I don't see him anywhere," he notes, still searching.
Harriet offers up, "How about nut huts, then, honey?"
Samantha charges toward Avi.
Magnus runs towards the extraction point.
"No no, I definitely saw him." Samantha assures Avi, "Just like, behind some bushes." She claims and nods. "Sure, nut huts works."
"I do like the term Nut Hut." Magnus notes as he gives a big grin to Samantha and Harriet, "I shall be intimte with Janette later tonight. We shall concieve a child."
Samantha charges toward Avi.
"I think I saw some bushes that way!" Avi points off in the opposite direction to the extraction point, heading that way. "Aristotle Wilson, you get your naked ass over here!"
"Bunch of dudes over there, but they're super far away." Samantha comments and shakes her head at Avi "No no no, he's behind these bushes over here, I swear, he was saying nice things to people and smiling."
The Autocratic Extremists Alliance has proved victorious.