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Das Alexandrian


Name: Daslin "Slim" Alexandrian

Archetype: Really Angry Guy

Society: Enforcer

Occupation: Men's Fashion Specialist at Stellar Garments

Theme Song: SAY DING! SAY DONG!



Overview

---Why Haven?---

Ya know, I'm wondering that myself. Brother passed through here a few years back, said it was interesting and I'd fit in. So I brought my mechanic/former model ass up in here. Ya damn sure know I'm gonna stay here a while an' see if it jives or just shits.

---Th' fuck am I?---

I know Pops an' Ma told me a long time ago that I'm corrupted by some demon-type shit. So that's dope, I guess. Ya can guess I just get angry easy, but I do love me some knives an' some rifles. That's my shit. Kinda helpful when ya work with dealers an' shit for half ya life.

---Horror Story---

I'm in love with this shit here. People cry a lot, an' people fuck a lot. Haven't seen a ton of horrors, but I'm hearin' stories, an' I wanna know more.



What makes him tick?

ø Booze - Give that shit to me. Alcoholic, table for one... make that four, but give them all to me.

ø Angry - Seriously, why does this dude have two settings? It's like, angry, and horny. Pick one dude!

ø Player - Slim knows what he likes, is it you? Probably.



What can I do?

ø Healing - I mean, I'm not Wolverine, but I know I can heal up a bit.

ø Teleportation? - I wave my hand around and boom. There's this neat ass forest, and on the other end is what I'm thinkin' of.



Talk at me, doll.

"There... is something exhilarating about sinking canines into the flesh of those who don't mind. I swear to the gods of pleasant food you'll make a cannibal out of me!" - Kael?

"Oh, Dazzle. You keep me on my toes." - Trin?

"Dude, remember that time, we went to Mexico, and all that wild shit happened? We didn't get paid, but that was fun, right?" - Lo?

"I'm happy that I was able to help you that night, even if it was one of the worst nights of your life, and mine." - Kyles?

"He has issues. But, don't we all? I think life gave him a bunch of lemons and he turned those suckers into whiskey. He's cool but good Lord Anger Management classes were created for him!" - Ayita?

"Trust first impressions? Pfffft. You look like a bad boy, but you make me feel safe." - Evie?

"So... about that duct tape." - Briar?

"If you wanted a rough-and-tumble, honey-bun, all you had to do was ask. " - Bonita ♥?

"I question how our friendship is going to work out. Still while I am the better cook. I will give credit to your sandwiches. " - Landon?

""I know some of the best cannolis and let me tell you folks, Das has the best cannolis." - Trump, Maybe. We need to smuggle in some proper pizza, one of these days. " - Nova Bee?

"Ya still haven't made me that sandwich. " - Estelle?

"I'm back, fuckers. " - Das?