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Heralds Of Winters Grasps Operation In Westrend 240912
In a frostbitten valley near Westrend, amidst a sky cloaked in dark grey storm clouds, an epic confrontation unfolds involving the Heralds, a group determined to intercept a royal caravan transporting gold. Among them, characters like Nikolai, Emmanuel, and Korina, each with their distinct skills, engage in a cacophony of missed attacks and parries against the caravan's guards and mercenaries of the Golden Shadow. Ethereal butterflies crafted from light, supernatural leaps, and gouts of flame define the initial chaos of the battlefield as they strive to divert the caravan's treasure to their cause.
The tale advances with Ash's tactical queries amidst the battle's fervor, altitudes reached by leaping warriors with winged ankles, and the incessant exchange of arrows that seem to touch everyone but their intended targets. The narrative humorously dips into the characters' side conversations, revealing their relationships and quirks, from Emmanuel's dry comments about the moon to Korina's scowl-laden management of her less-than-accurate companions. Despite the overwhelming odds and the confusing mix of missed attacks and sarcastic banter, the Balanced Alliance emerges victorious. They manage to secure the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers, marking a peculiar yet triumphant end to this frost-laden encounter near Westrend.
At Wed Sep 11 2024, in a village near Westrend
Mission: Get to the designated site and continue securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes) until the process is complete.
News in Westrend has it that a royal caravan transporting coffers filled with tax gold will be making its way from the heartlands of the region to the castles of noble families still loyal to the crown. The nobility allied with the Frostcaller have discreetly altered the route, ensuring that the caravan will pass through the narrow, ice-choked valleys controlled by the Heralds.
The Heralds, of course, plan to intercept this caravan and ensure that the gold it transports finds it way directly to their coffers, from which they will be further equipping their cultists, and also distributing portions of the loot to the noble families allied with them, making them further dependent upon the cult for wealth and protection.
The news isn't contained, of course. Other factions may also wish to lay their hands upon this wealth for their own causes, or simply to deny the Heralds.
a bustling caravan upon frosty roads
It is night, about 69F(20C) degrees, and the sky is covered by dark grey stormclouds. There is a first quarter moon.
Nikolai makes a supernatural leap to wagon.
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which misses her.
Ethereal butterflies of pure light flutter through the air with a gesture from Korina, circling a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry's head before they dissipate into a shower of glitter that misses her.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it misses him.
Ash says "Fucking... Chamoy."
Novel draws and quickly fires an arrow at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, it deflects off her armor.
Ash grabs a glowing red and white orb from their hip, tossing it as they whisper to themself, "Briar, I choose you!"
Emmanuel charges toward wagon.
Ash says "Orders? "
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards her that strikes her armor with bruising force.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
Emmanuel says "Jump off a bridge."
Korina says "Hut is the end point. We will go to wagon first."
Korina moves protectively towards wagon.
Ash says "Wow, rude, Manny."
Ash charges toward wagon.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it misses him.
Emmanuel extends a shrug back over toward Ash.
Emmanuel charges toward wagon.
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which misses her.
Korina charges toward wagon.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Novel, it misses him.
Korina says "I will wait for the cultists to catch up. We can clear out the Golden Shadow from here until then."
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Emmanuel, it misses him.
Ash says "That's ours."
Nikolai says "Da, makes sense."
Emmanuel charges toward wagon.
A lance of light forms in Korina's hands, aimed at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear - it splits mid-air to form a rainbow arcing with deadly intent; the force of the radiant illumination misses him.
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear which misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Novel, it misses him.
Ash charges toward wagon.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it misses him.
Ash fires off a shot at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear which sparks off the ground near his feet.
Korina peers over her shoulder. "They are very slow," comes the eventual observation.
Ethereal butterflies of pure light flutter through the air with a gesture from Korina, circling a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear's head before they dissipate into a shower of glitter that misses him.
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear which misses him.
Korina says "Two guards incoming."
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards her that misses her.
Ash says "Got it."
Novel charges toward wagon.
Ash charges toward wagon.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it misses him.
Novel does the sensible thing of beating feet towards cover while all the rest fight it out, remarking to Korina with a grunt and drawing the crossbow's pull back with creaking and complaints of gears.
Novel draws and quickly fires an arrow at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, it deflects off her armor.
Almost bored, Korina casually lobs a ball of multi-hued light a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry's way, which bursts apart mid-air and deflects off her armor.
Korina squints at the cultists some more, who don't seem to have gotten the 'hit the guard' memo.
Korina says "Golden shadow incoming too."
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards her that sparks off the ground near her feet.
Ash fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which strikes her armor with bruising force.
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which misses her.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry swings her weapon at Nikolai, it is parried by his oversized steel hammer.
"Maybe their brains are being frozen?" Emmanuel suggests to Korina as the cultists start shooting at their cover.
Korina's steel claws slash through the air savagely towards a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, their viciously-bladed edges seeking to rip and tear without restraint, and the assault strikes her armor with bruising force.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
It can be the only explanation, but that doesn't mean Korina isn't going to scowl at Emmanuel for it.
Nikolai's hammer flicks speedily towards a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry in an attempt to whittle down her defenses and is parried by her.
Ash fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which sparks off the ground near her feet.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it deflects off his shield.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry swings her weapon at Nikolai, it is parried by his oversized steel hammer.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry starts to glow slightly.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it deflects off his torn lightweight stab vest in forest camouflage.
Emmanuel swings his weapon at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, it deflects off her armor.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
Novel loads his crossbow, pointing it at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, then tilts it up and fires the shot into the air
Almost bored, Korina casually lobs a ball of multi-hued light a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry's way, which bursts apart mid-air and misses her.
Korina points at that one caravan guard standing quite close to the wagon. "That one. And then the Golden Shadow."
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards her that misses her.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry swings her weapon at Nikolai, it is parried by his oversized steel hammer.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it deflects off his torn lightweight stab vest in forest camouflage.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it ineffectually wounds his right arm.
Emmanuel swings his weapon at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, it is parried by her.
Korina stares at the cultists who just decide to ignore cover being a thing and move on to shoot at the mercenaries. There's a sigh.
Novel opts to grasp his blade in both hands and draws back before shoving forwards with an abrupt, brutal thrust towards a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, strikes her armor with bruising force.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
Almost bored, Korina casually lobs a ball of multi-hued light a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry's way, which bursts apart mid-air and sparks off the ground near his feet.
"Good help is being hard to find, hm?" Emmanuel notes aside to Korina then, risking another scowl.
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards him that deflects off his armor.
Novel thrusts a blade right through one of the guards as an arrow hits him in the forehead, producing a satisfied grunt from the man.
Korina says "I will freeze your brain."
Isaiah fades out of the nightmare.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it mildly wounds his right arm.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
Emmanuel says "..non. "
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear which impacts against his armor.
a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear fades out of the nightmare.
Novel says "Should fucking accept. She might be offering ice cream."
Ash fires off a shot at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear which sparks off the ground near his feet.
Novel loads his crossbow, pointing it at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear, then tilts it up and fires the shot into the air
Ash says "It's surely ice cream."
Almost bored, Korina casually lobs a ball of multi-hued light a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear's way, which bursts apart mid-air and sparks off the ground near his feet.
a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear fades out of the nightmare.
"She would /never/ share ice cream." Emmanuel assures Novel, as if it were obvious.
Nikolai points his hammer at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards him that misses him.
And waste perfectly good ice cream she could be eating herself? Korina would never. She doesn't say that out loud, though.
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear which impacts against his armor.
a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear fades out of the nightmare.
Korina is easy to read. There's another fierce scowl at Emmanuel.
Novel loads his bolt again, fighting with the mechanisms, "It could be fucking chocolate ice cream. Or Phish Food ice cream."
Ash fires off a shot at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear which sparks off the ground near his feet.
Novel loads his crossbow, pointing it at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear, then tilts it up and fires the shot into the air
Almost bored, Korina casually lobs a ball of multi-hued light a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear's way, which bursts apart mid-air and misses him.
"She wouldn't have chocolate ice cream either." Emmanuel adds another observation as he raises his rifle to fire at the cultists. The other cultists. Not the frozen brain ones.
Nikolai points his hammer at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards him that impacts against his armor.
a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear fades out of the nightmare.
Ash starts cursing, growling, "Stupid fucking nightmare and its stupid fucking unreliability, always gotta be *something*."
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear which impacts against his armor.
a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear fades out of the nightmare.
Korina is considering stabbing Emmanuel.
Korina says "Move for hut."
Ash charges toward hut.
Almost bored, Korina casually lobs a ball of multi-hued light a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry's way, which bursts apart mid-air and misses her.
Novel charges toward hut.
Korina makes a supernatural leap to hut.
Wings appear on Nikolai's ankles
Nikolai makes a supernatural leap to hut.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it sparks off the ground near his feet.
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards her that sparks off the ground near her feet.
Ash fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which deflects off her armor.
Ash charges toward hut.
Almost bored, Korina casually lobs a ball of multi-hued light a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry's way, which bursts apart mid-air and misses her.
Korina charges toward hut.
Nikolai charges toward hut.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards her that deflects off her armor.
Ash fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which strikes her armor with bruising force.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
Ash charges toward hut.
Nikolai moves protectively towards Korina.
Korina says "Rest of you, stay in cover."
Ash says "Yes, ma'am."
Novel charges toward hut.
Korina runs towards the objective.
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Emmanuel charges toward hut.
Nikolai moves protectively towards Korina.
Novel mutters to himself as he finally gets -into- cover, settling in.
Ash charges toward hut.
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Ash joins Novel after a moment, sighing before beckoning for the big plush animal to catch up.
Ash says "Which directions are you two watching in?"
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Novel remarks back to Ash as he kicks back with his crossbow lined up, "North."
Emmanuel glances aside to Ash, and then slowly, slowly raises his eyelevel until he's staring straight up into the sky.
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Ash says "I'll take West, then. What's up your ass, Emmanuel? I don't remember doing shit to you."
"Nothing," Emmanuel chuffs back to Ash, "I am covering the moon, hm?"
Nikolai says "Maybe he is being racist."
Korina says "I have heard about this. It is called 'mood swings'."
Korina says "Maybe he is pregnant."
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Ash says "He usually pretends not to be racist, though. Maybe he's just sick."
Nikolai says "All the French are sick."
"Let's not start throwing around this term, hm? I cannot handle the irony, it makes my stomach sore. Like Korina when she eats chocolate." Emmanuel points out with a mild groan, and a roll of the eyes. "Let us just stand in silence, hm? Like god intended."
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Novel remarks with deepening amusement, "I mean, I could be more fucking racist if you want."
Ash says "We can't use pregnant anymore? 2024, man."
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Ash says "I don't think that really adds or detracts, Novel. "
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
Ash says "Here we go."
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards her that sparks off the ground near her feet.
Novel loads his crossbow, pointing it at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, then tilts it up and fires the shot into the air
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which deflects off her armor.
Ash fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which deflects off her armor.
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Novel furrows his brow at Ash's words as he fires up a lined shot and a crossbow bolt that he fired like, several minutes ago, appears out of thin air to hit a guard in the shoulder while the next one disappears, "I mean. It fucking depends how funny it is."
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards her that strikes her armor with bruising force.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
Novel loads his crossbow, pointing it at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, then tilts it up and fires the shot into the air
Ash says "Lemme know if you need triage, Nikolai."
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which misses him.
Ash fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which strikes his armor with bruising force.
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Ash says "Right, that's just humor, though. Not necessarily the same thing. There's just crossover."
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards him that strikes his armor with bruising force.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
Novel loads his crossbow, pointing it at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, then tilts it up and fires the shot into the air
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which sparks off the ground near her feet.
Ash fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which misses her.
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Ash seems very fond of their rifle today, focusing on firing careful shot after shot at the guards.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry swings her weapon at Emmanuel, it is parried by his steel battle-axe.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
"I think if you're talking and -not- entertaining yourself you're doing it fucking wrong," Novel quips back to Ash as he continues to use his bow like an artillery piece.
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards him that sparks off the ground near his feet.
Novel loads his crossbow, pointing it at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, then tilts it up and fires the shot into the air
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which sparks off the ground near his feet.
Ash fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which sparks off the ground near his feet.
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Ash nods to Novel, saying, "Right! But, apparently, the moon is very entertaining. I know that I'm having a good time."
"I am surprised that has not blown up yet." Emmanuel observes of the rifle wielded by Ash, moving a little further away from them before he gets clobbered by a guard. "Ow."
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards him that sparks off the ground near his feet.
Novel opts to grasp his blade in both hands and draws back before shoving forwards with an abrupt, brutal thrust towards a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, deflects off his armor.
Ash tilts their head, asking, "Why would my rifle blow up?"
Emmanuel swings his weapon at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, it deflects off his armor.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
"..Because of the magic." Emmanuel points out as if it were obvious.
Ash fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which sparks off the ground near his feet.
Ash says "...I don't use explosive magic, Emmanuel. That's more Fayad."
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards him that misses him.
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which deflects off his armor.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
"Non, that is-" Emmanuel pauses in his explanation to Ash to turn and shout over at Korina, "What are you teaching them?"
Ash says "Don't insult Korina's teaching."
Ash fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which deflects off his armor.
Korina says, the scowl heard in her voice, "Yes, insult their learning instead."
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
"Shhh." Emmanuel shushes Ash, before clucking over toward Korina in apparent agreement, "This makes more sense, oui."
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry swings his weapon at Ash, it is parried by his 1860 Light Cavalry Saber .
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards him that strikes his armor with bruising force.
Emmanuel swings his weapon at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
Ash ignores the fact that Korina's teaching style is extremely Hands off, defending her and ignoring the abuse they get as a reward.
Ash says "I think this Frenchman may be addled."
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Ash says "Boojum was *way* better."
Emmanuel stares at Ash for a few moments before turning aside to Novel, "Novel, mon ami, what does magic do to advanced technologies?"
Ash says to their vulplope, "I told you to - what, is your head made of cotton, Briar?"
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Novel shrugs to Emmanuel, "I don't fucking know, it doesn't seem to affect Fayad any," He retorts. "But all of the guns I've tried to use fuck up and jam on me. Gets worse when I'm in the weird fucking inbetween spaces."
The Balanced Alliance has proved victorious.
The tale advances with Ash's tactical queries amidst the battle's fervor, altitudes reached by leaping warriors with winged ankles, and the incessant exchange of arrows that seem to touch everyone but their intended targets. The narrative humorously dips into the characters' side conversations, revealing their relationships and quirks, from Emmanuel's dry comments about the moon to Korina's scowl-laden management of her less-than-accurate companions. Despite the overwhelming odds and the confusing mix of missed attacks and sarcastic banter, the Balanced Alliance emerges victorious. They manage to secure the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers, marking a peculiar yet triumphant end to this frost-laden encounter near Westrend.
At Wed Sep 11 2024, in a village near Westrend
Mission: Get to the designated site and continue securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes) until the process is complete.
News in Westrend has it that a royal caravan transporting coffers filled with tax gold will be making its way from the heartlands of the region to the castles of noble families still loyal to the crown. The nobility allied with the Frostcaller have discreetly altered the route, ensuring that the caravan will pass through the narrow, ice-choked valleys controlled by the Heralds.
The Heralds, of course, plan to intercept this caravan and ensure that the gold it transports finds it way directly to their coffers, from which they will be further equipping their cultists, and also distributing portions of the loot to the noble families allied with them, making them further dependent upon the cult for wealth and protection.
The news isn't contained, of course. Other factions may also wish to lay their hands upon this wealth for their own causes, or simply to deny the Heralds.
a bustling caravan upon frosty roads
It is night, about 69F(20C) degrees, and the sky is covered by dark grey stormclouds. There is a first quarter moon.
Nikolai makes a supernatural leap to wagon.
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which misses her.
Ethereal butterflies of pure light flutter through the air with a gesture from Korina, circling a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry's head before they dissipate into a shower of glitter that misses her.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it misses him.
Ash says "Fucking... Chamoy."
Novel draws and quickly fires an arrow at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, it deflects off her armor.
Ash grabs a glowing red and white orb from their hip, tossing it as they whisper to themself, "Briar, I choose you!"
Emmanuel charges toward wagon.
Ash says "Orders? "
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards her that strikes her armor with bruising force.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
Emmanuel says "Jump off a bridge."
Korina says "Hut is the end point. We will go to wagon first."
Korina moves protectively towards wagon.
Ash says "Wow, rude, Manny."
Ash charges toward wagon.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it misses him.
Emmanuel extends a shrug back over toward Ash.
Emmanuel charges toward wagon.
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which misses her.
Korina charges toward wagon.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Novel, it misses him.
Korina says "I will wait for the cultists to catch up. We can clear out the Golden Shadow from here until then."
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Emmanuel, it misses him.
Ash says "That's ours."
Nikolai says "Da, makes sense."
Emmanuel charges toward wagon.
A lance of light forms in Korina's hands, aimed at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear - it splits mid-air to form a rainbow arcing with deadly intent; the force of the radiant illumination misses him.
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear which misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Novel, it misses him.
Ash charges toward wagon.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it misses him.
Ash fires off a shot at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear which sparks off the ground near his feet.
Korina peers over her shoulder. "They are very slow," comes the eventual observation.
Ethereal butterflies of pure light flutter through the air with a gesture from Korina, circling a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear's head before they dissipate into a shower of glitter that misses him.
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear which misses him.
Korina says "Two guards incoming."
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards her that misses her.
Ash says "Got it."
Novel charges toward wagon.
Ash charges toward wagon.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it misses him.
Novel does the sensible thing of beating feet towards cover while all the rest fight it out, remarking to Korina with a grunt and drawing the crossbow's pull back with creaking and complaints of gears.
Novel draws and quickly fires an arrow at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, it deflects off her armor.
Almost bored, Korina casually lobs a ball of multi-hued light a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry's way, which bursts apart mid-air and deflects off her armor.
Korina squints at the cultists some more, who don't seem to have gotten the 'hit the guard' memo.
Korina says "Golden shadow incoming too."
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards her that sparks off the ground near her feet.
Ash fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which strikes her armor with bruising force.
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which misses her.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry swings her weapon at Nikolai, it is parried by his oversized steel hammer.
"Maybe their brains are being frozen?" Emmanuel suggests to Korina as the cultists start shooting at their cover.
Korina's steel claws slash through the air savagely towards a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, their viciously-bladed edges seeking to rip and tear without restraint, and the assault strikes her armor with bruising force.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
It can be the only explanation, but that doesn't mean Korina isn't going to scowl at Emmanuel for it.
Nikolai's hammer flicks speedily towards a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry in an attempt to whittle down her defenses and is parried by her.
Ash fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which sparks off the ground near her feet.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it deflects off his shield.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry swings her weapon at Nikolai, it is parried by his oversized steel hammer.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry starts to glow slightly.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it deflects off his torn lightweight stab vest in forest camouflage.
Emmanuel swings his weapon at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, it deflects off her armor.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
Novel loads his crossbow, pointing it at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, then tilts it up and fires the shot into the air
Almost bored, Korina casually lobs a ball of multi-hued light a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry's way, which bursts apart mid-air and misses her.
Korina points at that one caravan guard standing quite close to the wagon. "That one. And then the Golden Shadow."
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards her that misses her.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry swings her weapon at Nikolai, it is parried by his oversized steel hammer.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it deflects off his torn lightweight stab vest in forest camouflage.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it ineffectually wounds his right arm.
Emmanuel swings his weapon at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, it is parried by her.
Korina stares at the cultists who just decide to ignore cover being a thing and move on to shoot at the mercenaries. There's a sigh.
Novel opts to grasp his blade in both hands and draws back before shoving forwards with an abrupt, brutal thrust towards a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, strikes her armor with bruising force.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
Almost bored, Korina casually lobs a ball of multi-hued light a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry's way, which bursts apart mid-air and sparks off the ground near his feet.
"Good help is being hard to find, hm?" Emmanuel notes aside to Korina then, risking another scowl.
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards him that deflects off his armor.
Novel thrusts a blade right through one of the guards as an arrow hits him in the forehead, producing a satisfied grunt from the man.
Korina says "I will freeze your brain."
Isaiah fades out of the nightmare.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Isaiah, it mildly wounds his right arm.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
Emmanuel says "..non. "
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear which impacts against his armor.
a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear fades out of the nightmare.
Novel says "Should fucking accept. She might be offering ice cream."
Ash fires off a shot at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear which sparks off the ground near his feet.
Novel loads his crossbow, pointing it at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear, then tilts it up and fires the shot into the air
Ash says "It's surely ice cream."
Almost bored, Korina casually lobs a ball of multi-hued light a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear's way, which bursts apart mid-air and sparks off the ground near his feet.
a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear fades out of the nightmare.
"She would /never/ share ice cream." Emmanuel assures Novel, as if it were obvious.
Nikolai points his hammer at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards him that misses him.
And waste perfectly good ice cream she could be eating herself? Korina would never. She doesn't say that out loud, though.
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear which impacts against his armor.
a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear fades out of the nightmare.
Korina is easy to read. There's another fierce scowl at Emmanuel.
Novel loads his bolt again, fighting with the mechanisms, "It could be fucking chocolate ice cream. Or Phish Food ice cream."
Ash fires off a shot at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear which sparks off the ground near his feet.
Novel loads his crossbow, pointing it at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear, then tilts it up and fires the shot into the air
Almost bored, Korina casually lobs a ball of multi-hued light a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear's way, which bursts apart mid-air and misses him.
"She wouldn't have chocolate ice cream either." Emmanuel adds another observation as he raises his rifle to fire at the cultists. The other cultists. Not the frozen brain ones.
Nikolai points his hammer at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards him that impacts against his armor.
a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear fades out of the nightmare.
Ash starts cursing, growling, "Stupid fucking nightmare and its stupid fucking unreliability, always gotta be *something*."
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear which impacts against his armor.
a Golden Shadow mercenary in sleek tactical gear fades out of the nightmare.
Korina is considering stabbing Emmanuel.
Korina says "Move for hut."
Ash charges toward hut.
Almost bored, Korina casually lobs a ball of multi-hued light a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry's way, which bursts apart mid-air and misses her.
Novel charges toward hut.
Korina makes a supernatural leap to hut.
Wings appear on Nikolai's ankles
Nikolai makes a supernatural leap to hut.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it sparks off the ground near his feet.
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards her that sparks off the ground near her feet.
Ash fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which deflects off her armor.
Ash charges toward hut.
Almost bored, Korina casually lobs a ball of multi-hued light a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry's way, which bursts apart mid-air and misses her.
Korina charges toward hut.
Nikolai charges toward hut.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards her that deflects off her armor.
Ash fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which strikes her armor with bruising force.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
Ash charges toward hut.
Nikolai moves protectively towards Korina.
Korina says "Rest of you, stay in cover."
Ash says "Yes, ma'am."
Novel charges toward hut.
Korina runs towards the objective.
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Emmanuel charges toward hut.
Nikolai moves protectively towards Korina.
Novel mutters to himself as he finally gets -into- cover, settling in.
Ash charges toward hut.
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Ash joins Novel after a moment, sighing before beckoning for the big plush animal to catch up.
Ash says "Which directions are you two watching in?"
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Novel remarks back to Ash as he kicks back with his crossbow lined up, "North."
Emmanuel glances aside to Ash, and then slowly, slowly raises his eyelevel until he's staring straight up into the sky.
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Ash says "I'll take West, then. What's up your ass, Emmanuel? I don't remember doing shit to you."
"Nothing," Emmanuel chuffs back to Ash, "I am covering the moon, hm?"
Nikolai says "Maybe he is being racist."
Korina says "I have heard about this. It is called 'mood swings'."
Korina says "Maybe he is pregnant."
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Ash says "He usually pretends not to be racist, though. Maybe he's just sick."
Nikolai says "All the French are sick."
"Let's not start throwing around this term, hm? I cannot handle the irony, it makes my stomach sore. Like Korina when she eats chocolate." Emmanuel points out with a mild groan, and a roll of the eyes. "Let us just stand in silence, hm? Like god intended."
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Novel remarks with deepening amusement, "I mean, I could be more fucking racist if you want."
Ash says "We can't use pregnant anymore? 2024, man."
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Ash says "I don't think that really adds or detracts, Novel. "
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
Ash says "Here we go."
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards her that sparks off the ground near her feet.
Novel loads his crossbow, pointing it at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, then tilts it up and fires the shot into the air
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which deflects off her armor.
Ash fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which deflects off her armor.
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Novel furrows his brow at Ash's words as he fires up a lined shot and a crossbow bolt that he fired like, several minutes ago, appears out of thin air to hit a guard in the shoulder while the next one disappears, "I mean. It fucking depends how funny it is."
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards her that strikes her armor with bruising force.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
Novel loads his crossbow, pointing it at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, then tilts it up and fires the shot into the air
Ash says "Lemme know if you need triage, Nikolai."
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which misses him.
Ash fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which strikes his armor with bruising force.
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Ash says "Right, that's just humor, though. Not necessarily the same thing. There's just crossover."
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards him that strikes his armor with bruising force.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
Novel loads his crossbow, pointing it at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, then tilts it up and fires the shot into the air
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which sparks off the ground near her feet.
Ash fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which misses her.
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Ash seems very fond of their rifle today, focusing on firing careful shot after shot at the guards.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry swings her weapon at Emmanuel, it is parried by his steel battle-axe.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
"I think if you're talking and -not- entertaining yourself you're doing it fucking wrong," Novel quips back to Ash as he continues to use his bow like an artillery piece.
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards him that sparks off the ground near his feet.
Novel loads his crossbow, pointing it at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, then tilts it up and fires the shot into the air
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which sparks off the ground near his feet.
Ash fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which sparks off the ground near his feet.
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Ash nods to Novel, saying, "Right! But, apparently, the moon is very entertaining. I know that I'm having a good time."
"I am surprised that has not blown up yet." Emmanuel observes of the rifle wielded by Ash, moving a little further away from them before he gets clobbered by a guard. "Ow."
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards him that sparks off the ground near his feet.
Novel opts to grasp his blade in both hands and draws back before shoving forwards with an abrupt, brutal thrust towards a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, deflects off his armor.
Ash tilts their head, asking, "Why would my rifle blow up?"
Emmanuel swings his weapon at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, it deflects off his armor.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
"..Because of the magic." Emmanuel points out as if it were obvious.
Ash fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which sparks off the ground near his feet.
Ash says "...I don't use explosive magic, Emmanuel. That's more Fayad."
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry draws and quickly fires an arrow at Nikolai, it misses him.
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards him that misses him.
Emmanuel fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which deflects off his armor.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
"Non, that is-" Emmanuel pauses in his explanation to Ash to turn and shout over at Korina, "What are you teaching them?"
Ash says "Don't insult Korina's teaching."
Ash fires off a shot at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry which deflects off his armor.
Korina says, the scowl heard in her voice, "Yes, insult their learning instead."
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
"Shhh." Emmanuel shushes Ash, before clucking over toward Korina in apparent agreement, "This makes more sense, oui."
A caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry swings his weapon at Ash, it is parried by his 1860 Light Cavalry Saber .
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
Nikolai points his hammer at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry and focuses for a moment before a gout of flame leaps from his weapon towards him that strikes his armor with bruising force.
Emmanuel swings his weapon at a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry, it strikes his armor with bruising force.
a caravan guard brandishing steel weaponry fades out of the nightmare.
Ash ignores the fact that Korina's teaching style is extremely Hands off, defending her and ignoring the abuse they get as a reward.
Ash says "I think this Frenchman may be addled."
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Ash says "Boojum was *way* better."
Emmanuel stares at Ash for a few moments before turning aside to Novel, "Novel, mon ami, what does magic do to advanced technologies?"
Ash says to their vulplope, "I told you to - what, is your head made of cotton, Briar?"
Korina continues securing the caravan's treasure for the Heralds' coffers (or stealing it for your own causes).
Novel shrugs to Emmanuel, "I don't fucking know, it doesn't seem to affect Fayad any," He retorts. "But all of the guns I've tried to use fuck up and jam on me. Gets worse when I'm in the weird fucking inbetween spaces."
The Balanced Alliance has proved victorious.