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(Ash's bribery attempt)
[Fri Aug 2 2024]
On Warden's Way Piercing the Wood to Reveal the White Oak Institute
Smooth asphalt roads continue through this part of town, bordered on either side by well maintained concrete sidewalks. Where the street is widest small median islands appear with old twisted trees planted in them. The buildings that line the street seem quaint, but well maintained.
It is afternoon, about 90F(32C) degrees,
Kittie raises her brows.
Ash watches someone down the road for a moment, before turning to the medical examiner. "Hello, sir! We're here from the Helping Hands charity association! We're here to talk to you about that autopsy you performed last Thursday!"
Ash waves to Kittie as they speak. "My associate Kittie and I *just* got back from the courthouse, where we were given the most shocking news. As it turns out, that wasn't a stomach acid burn at all! We recieved information from a source I'm not allowed to identify that it was a chemical acid, not gastrointestinal, that caused that damage. Isn't that right, Kittie? Do you remember what kind it was?" They give Kittie a questioning look, as if she's simply the one with the better memory.
Kittie gestures with a so-so motion. "Sulphuric if I remember rightly." she raises her brows again. "Funny that. You'd wonder why someone would do that to themselves. It'd have to be a slow release to not give that away straight away..."
Kittie gives Ash a look that says, 'the hell, dude?' but never the less goes on with it with all of her skill.
Ash nods to Kittie, saying, "See, we think they're in some sort of cult, but, you know... we're not the detectives. Our job is to facilitate the organization in handling this unfortunate accident so that we can focus on what's important, you know? And what's important is that this is handled *properly*. And I was also ordered to hand you this paperwork here for the adjustments, so here you go."
"Tragic really, but easy mistakes are easy to make." Kittie's head shakes.
Ash hands over some paperwork to the medical practitioner calmly, with a soft smile, and hand tucked underneath.
Ash dusts off their hand as the man immediately leaves. "Very good, Kittie."
"And in triplicate. How helpful." Kittie agrees, nodding as Ash hands over the paperwork.
Ash says "Medical examiner handled."
Ashs Bribery Attempt 240803
(Ash's bribery attempt)
[Fri Aug 2 2024]
On Warden's Way Piercing the Wood to Reveal the White Oak Institute
Smooth asphalt roads continue through this part of town, bordered on either side by well maintained concrete sidewalks. Where the street is widest small median islands appear with old twisted trees planted in them. The buildings that line the street seem quaint, but well maintained.
It is afternoon, about 90F(32C) degrees,
Kittie raises her brows.
Ash watches someone down the road for a moment, before turning to the medical examiner. "Hello, sir! We're here from the Helping Hands charity association! We're here to talk to you about that autopsy you performed last Thursday!"
Ash waves to Kittie as they speak. "My associate Kittie and I *just* got back from the courthouse, where we were given the most shocking news. As it turns out, that wasn't a stomach acid burn at all! We recieved information from a source I'm not allowed to identify that it was a chemical acid, not gastrointestinal, that caused that damage. Isn't that right, Kittie? Do you remember what kind it was?" They give Kittie a questioning look, as if she's simply the one with the better memory.
Kittie gestures with a so-so motion. "Sulphuric if I remember rightly." she raises her brows again. "Funny that. You'd wonder why someone would do that to themselves. It'd have to be a slow release to not give that away straight away..."
Kittie gives Ash a look that says, 'the hell, dude?' but never the less goes on with it with all of her skill.
Ash nods to Kittie, saying, "See, we think they're in some sort of cult, but, you know... we're not the detectives. Our job is to facilitate the organization in handling this unfortunate accident so that we can focus on what's important, you know? And what's important is that this is handled *properly*. And I was also ordered to hand you this paperwork here for the adjustments, so here you go."
"Tragic really, but easy mistakes are easy to make." Kittie's head shakes.
Ash hands over some paperwork to the medical practitioner calmly, with a soft smile, and hand tucked underneath.
Ash dusts off their hand as the man immediately leaves. "Very good, Kittie."
"And in triplicate. How helpful." Kittie agrees, nodding as Ash hands over the paperwork.
Ash says "Medical examiner handled."